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ThE Phone BooK

by JohnKlue


The Phone Book

By John Klue

555-0103—Carl-Brian-Thomson

555-0120—Arthur-Iroh-Howards

555-0108—Ned-Greg-Ellis

555-0121—Alvin-Barry-Irving

555-0112—Dan-Roy-Lopez

555-0108—Arin-Orin-Lee

555-0121—Issac-Tom-Ulrich

555-0119—Scott-Horton-Morton

555-0108—Cawthon-Elmo-Ivy

555-0101—Oswald-Ron-Newman

555-0112—Nate-Icarus-Anderson

555-0112—Tyler-Sam-Thomas

555-0118—Robert-Wes-Isaacs

555-0109—Owen-Arlo-Iden

555-0119—Larry-Todd-Smith

555-0105—Edward-Calvin-Robson

555-0123—Dave-Huey-Eveson

555-0108—Belle-Isis-Adelman

555-0105—Yuri-Nataly-Lake

555-0114—Liv-Greta-Novak

555-0110—Ivan-Yadira-Ottoman

555-0115—Zach-Orwell-Johnson

555-0105—Ally-Ugote-Othello

555-0113—Rick-Pat-Kaegi

555-0101—Donald-Edwin-Edmon

555-0113—Arnold-Edmund-Ingram

555-0101—Lloyd-Yale-Taylor

555-0105—Ivor-Orson-Ireland

555-0101—Emily-Uaviuun-Samson

555-0120—Nick-Ronald-Rodriguez

555-0119—Wyatt-Pablo-Elroy

555-0120—Igor-Alen-Abraham

555-0118—Zeus-Nevil-Lord

555-0115—Alex-Tim-Stone

555-0121—Rocky-Irvin-Stanford

555-0120—Dwayne-Easton-Stanley


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BetsyJ says...



CANADA IS CONTROLED BY LIZARD ALIEN WIZARD
(did not cheat to find this. haha)




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Wolfi wrote a review...



Hello, John!

Way back in 2014, when I first joined YWS, I remember posting a couple riddle poems. I encouraged readers to solve them, and so I received several comments on the works with different guesses. Meanwhile, those who tried to leave reviews struggled to come up with any substantial critiques. Someone suggested that in the future I post these poems on my wall or the forums instead, and so I'm passing on this same advice to you!

It's a little difficult to critique what is essentially a page from a phonebook! Works like this that are more like a game or puzzle and require audience participation probably belong outside of the publishing center - this might even fit well in the Classified or Unclassified clubs!

Anyway, I applaud you for putting this together and for coming up with all these unique names. Must've taken a while! Is there a reason why the first "E" and "K" in the title are capitalized? I'm not sure how they would fit into the solution of the puzzle.

Keep writing!
Wolfi




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MailicedeNamedy says...



Spoiler! :
Can A dais controlled by lizard alien wizard

Big Brother is watching you pee you r pantie

The illuminati is real no joke it is real sss




JohnKlue says...


Good Job You may now feel superior to everyone else.



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MaybeAndrew says...



Okay
You say this is a puzzle
How long would you guess it would take to solve
And what do I get
if I solve it




JohnKlue says...


If you solve the Puzzle you get to pat yourself on the back and feel superior to other individual.



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Elinor wrote a review...



Hi JohnKlue!

My name is Elinor, and I thought I would drop by to give you a comment. I'm a little bit confused by this. I know I've commented on one a glossary for one of your stories before, and I was curious as to whether or not it was attached to that? Unfortunately, there's not much I can really discern from a list of phone numbers. That being said I think you have an interesting concept here and it's exciting to see the amount of work that you're putting into your world building. Passion will get you far and I'm excited to see where you take it.

Happy Monday, and keep writing!

Elinor




JohnKlue says...


This is not attached to The NETWORK.
This is A PUZZLE.




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