OrKry was a potion-peddler in 1665. OrKry conceived a potion that granted everlasting Life. OrKry tries to sell this substance but no one wants to buy.
Ivan invented immortality and loveliness everlasting.
But no one wants to buy from Ivan, I wonder why?
Ivan is a rude man and a lousy salesman.
He would nag nice people, call them “Ugly and fat” only so he could claim “But I can fix that!”
He would call customers “Incompetent, Ignorant, deformed and foul” he compared the choir-boys voice to a growl.
Yet his jaw would drop when people wouldn’t stop at his shop.
He never changes his strategy however, Ivan will heckle in every weather.
Ivan shouldn’t change just for them.
“Those morons don’t know what's good for 'em
I have offered them the secret to eternal youth
Yet they are sadly so uncouth, not to mention sore, sensitive, and tender as a tapeworm.
Oh well I guess I can't expect everyone to know how ta learn.”
And to this day Orkry is still trying but even after all these years no one is buying.
I wonder why?