Avery jolted awake, his nose dripping
with tea. Bleary-eyed, he squinted down the harsh sunbeam pouring
through the window before him. He felt very odd. Attempting to
recollect what he'd last consciously experienced, but coming up short
for answers, he moved on to trying to understand his surroundings. He
was seated at a small round table, in the center of a small square
kitchen, half a cold mug of tea sitting before him.
Avery blinked, confused. His throat
began to itch at the familiar scene, recalling the cold he'd had a
day ago, or two, or however long it had been since that fateful
sneeze he'd loosed upon the world. He was back in his kitchen; back
home.
“What?” he murmured, looking
around cautiously. Outside he heard a familiar barking sound and,
approaching the window, saw his neighbor's little black terrier
bounding up the street — its usual, familiar pastime. In the other
direction, another neighbor was trimming the hedges alongside his
house, and further down the block was an elderly woman checking her
mail. It was all so familiar, and it made Avery increasingly anxious.
He checked the clock above the fridge,
wondering the time, but couldn't focus on the object. His eyes grew
blurrier and blurrier until he turned away. Then, noticing a voice
float to his ears from the adjacent room, he went to investigate.
Stepping through the narrow doorway
between the kitchen and the living room very quickly solved the
mystery, as Avery found that he'd left the television on, a re-run of
an old sci-fi show flickering across the screen.
“Hm,” he sounded, stepping over to
shut it off after watching a Dalek scream at people onscreen for a
moment.
Taking another step, this time
backwards, Avery scratched his head and stared at the empty black tv
screen. Why was he home? What had happened to Jason and the ship?
Who would save Jasmine? He
thought the third question more quietly than the other two, as if
someone could read his mind and judge him. He then began a small
argument with himself, trying to reorganize his thoughts and saying
how anyone who would judge someone for wanting to save someone else
was probably a mildly unkind person. Unless, of course, he began to
add, the judging person was originally waiting to be saved when their
savior suddenly wandered off to save somebody else instead. He nodded
to himself. That would be a good reason to judge someone for a
rescue.
Before
he could think on the matter anymore and fall deeper into his
self-bickering, there was a rough, frantic scratching at the front
door. Looking up at it, Avery caught sight of the mail-drop door
swinging shut on a very invasive, shiny black nose. The neighbor's
dog had come to visit, it seemed.
As
with the last time he'd seen the dog, Avery wasn't a big fan of
canines, and his time away hadn't changed that in the slightest. He
hadn't even thought about it, though, to be fair. He'd been more
distracted with running from laser blasts and staring out a spiraling
spaceship's window for most of it. Actually, thinking about it now,
he couldn't quite recall what his mind had been focused on during the
window-staring bits.
So, due to the microscopic size of his fan-ship of dogs — though he quickly clarified in his mind that
puppies were sort of alright — Avery decided to wait for the dog to
leave, rather than answer its call at the door. This soon proved
potentially impossible. The dog wasn't leaving.
With a loud groan, tilting his head to
the ceiling in annoyance, Avery reluctantly answered the door, and
sure as the sun in the sky, if it were sure of anything, the
neighbor's little black terrier sat there staring up at him.
“What do you want?” Avery asked,
working to spare the mutt of any annoyed tone.
“An Avery?” it replied. Avery's
eyes grew wide and his mouth grew wider. “A Mr. Trent, perhaps?”
the dog pressed.
“Er...” Avery said.
“Are you
Mr. Avery Trent, sir?” the dog asked, tilting its head and wagging
its tail.
“P-perhaps...?”
Avery replied cautiously, furrowing his brow as his brain raced to
understand what was happening, exactly.
“Well,
either way, I suppose you must be, since no one else is straying from
their occupations,” the dog stated, glancing up the street. Avery
leaned out the doorway and did the same, seeing that the
hedge-trimming neighbor was still trimming his hedges, and the
elderly woman at the mailbox didn't seem to have gotten all her mail
yet.
“Er,
sorry,” Avery straightened his posture again. “What is this?”
“Oh,
don't worry about it. Most people don't figure it out 'til they're
up,” the dog said matter-of-factly.
“What?”
“Nothing,
don't worry, look, I've got a message for y--” the dog suddenly
went rigid, its mouth stuck open, and a familiar voice stumbled out.
“Avery!
Avery, come on already,” it was saying. There was what sounded like
someone being smacked and the side of Avery's face tingled.
“Avery,
wake up!” Water
began to pour out of the dog's mouth, then, following after the sound
of, well, spilling water. Glancing down thanks to some sort of instinct, Avery found his shirt drenched.
“What
in the--?”
Avery's
eyes flew open just in time to catch Jason's palm flying towards his
face. Too late, unfortunately, to stop it, though. Smack!
“Ahhh!”
Avery screamed, clutching his face and rolling away.
“Well
it's about time!” Jason screamed back, standing over Avery, an
empty bucket hanging at his side.
“What
happened?” Avery
asked, sitting up in a puddle of water. Jason toppled back into a
chair and slid the bucket towards a wall.
“Uhh,
let's see, we were eating. Then Deadpan wouldn't shut up, then you
wouldn't shut up, then Roman showed up. We ran, he chased, we fell.
You hit your head pretty hard--”
“Okay,
wait, slow down,” Avery replied, holding his head and pulling
himself into his own chair. “Who is Roman?”
“Oh,
y'know, 'Dorothy',” Jason said. “His name's Roman.”
Avery
nodded. “And you know this how?”
“Uh...”
Jason stared blankly, as if searching for an answer. Avery had a
feeling it wouldn't be an honest one, if any.
“Uhh...
Uhhh...”
“Okay,
never mind, then...?” Avery suggested.
“Yes.”
“Alright...
So I hit my head?”
“Ah,
yeah, you passed out,” Jason said. “This all happened, like, one,
one and a half days ago?”
“Wait,
what?” Avery asked,
astonished.
“Yeah,”
Jason replied. “Yeah, you've been, uh, asleep since then?”
“Jason,
I could have a concussion!” Avery exclaimed, holding his head. Now
would be a good time to explain that Avery has an incredibly fear of
head injuries, for no reason such as having had one before, or nearly
had one, or anything like that. He's just really scared of them.
“Um,”
Jason sounded. “Uh, a what?”
Avery
blinked. “Just... Are there hospitals out here, anywhere?” he
asked, glancing out the window.
“I
dunno. I mean, I could check,” Jason offered. Avery nodded and
Jason rolled his seat back to the control panel, clacking away at
some keys and controls.
Avery
leaned back in his seat, cold from the water and worried about his
little coma. Jason looked back at him a couple of times, seeming
nervous about something he wanted to say.
“These
concussion things,” he finally asked. “They're not contagious,
are they?”
Avery
restrained a comment about them being “contagious” if someone
were to keep asking stupid questions about them and got a boot to the
head. Instead he just glared softly, which more closely resembling a
confused squint.
“I
just-- Gotta keep these guns healthy, y'know,” Jason added, pulling
his sleeve up and flexing a mushy arm.
* * *
The hospital was an enormous
box. It was more rectangular than the average box that might come to
mind, but “a box” was a much simpler way to describe the place.
It had its details, of course, such as large, light blue, smiling
skulls painted in random places, paired with various numbers and
letters. Jason had mumbled a guess about them being doors, but not
the doors they'd been looking for.
Eventually, they did find
their target doors, and calmly entered — on Jason's part, at least;
Avery had busied himself with hyperventilating and spinning around
wildly, making Jason a bit more worried about the concussion thing
and any chance of them being contagious. He just kept some distance
for now.
“Welcome to Dr. Fratalian
Belgium, M.D.'s Medical Health Station For The Fatally Ill, do you
have an appointment?”
“Hi, yeah, uh, no,”
Jason replied to the short, literally bug-eyed lady behind the
counter.
“'M sorry, sir?” she
said, staring widely.
“Sorry, no, we don't have
an appointment.” Jason glanced at Avery nervously. “But my buddy
here has a little problem, says he needs a doctor.”
“I see,” the lady spoke,
turning her head on Avery, who was watching the glowing whiteness of
the room with awe. He was particularly interested in the ceiling,
despite its complete lack of anything.
“Well, 'm sorry, sir,”
the lady told Jason,” but appointments are backed up at least a
decade. Not even a chance we could squeeze you in anywhere.”
Jason blinked, then
squinted, then furrowed his eyebrows. “Who the Mars dust schedules
an appointment for a decade in the future?”
“Eh, richies who expect or
plan to be hurt around a certain time in ten years, psychopaths. One
guy claimed to be a time traveler a while back, but we connected him
to Dr. Pollux Gemini, Ph.D's Nervous And Reluctant Home For The
Mentally Disconnected (Please Don't Hurt Us).”
Jason nodded at the obvious
offense of that title.
“Well, uh, can you help my
friend here, or...?”
“Nope. Sorry, again, sir,
but no can do. Dr. Fratalian won't have anything to do with anyone
unless they've got an appointment, and the soonest I can get you in
is--” She paused and tapped her computer screen a few times. “Ah,
well, we just got a load of new appointments scheduled, so the
soonest I can get you in now is thirty years.”
Jason's eye twitched. For
once, he genuinely felt like the smartest person in the room, or at
least the most logical. There was a ding and the lady tapped her
screen again.
“Forty years, now. I'd
hurry up if I were you boys.”
“Uh, no thanks?” Jason
replied, grabbing Avery by the shoulders and steering him back out
the doors. There was a vast spaceship parking garage just outside,
concealed and air-tight for safety reasons, and so you didn't lose
all your bandages or a cast or maybe even your life to the vacuum of
space after a trip to the hospital. Jason began pushing Avery towards
their ship, his beautiful silver can, when suddenly a massive hole
took the place of the garage's back wall.
Ships and litter and a few
people outside were all flung across the garage, sucked out into
space. Jason clung to a steel support beam, his grip tight around
Avery's elbow and his mind frantic.
“What the hell was
that?!” he tried to cry into
the vacuum, but his words were sucked up by it as well. Pulling a
very dazed Avery behind the steel beam as well, he felt some very
recent déjà vu.
Throwing a look over his shoulder and the edge of the
beam, he felt a pang in his stomach as he watched the scene with
horror; as he watched his beautiful silver can plummeting away into
the darkness. A scream ripped at his lungs, mute against the vacuum,
as a set of titanic teeth smashed down on the ship.
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