Blinking his eyes open from a deep,
heavy nap, Avery heaved a sigh and rose to his feet.
“Jason, we've been flying for hours.
Where're we going?” he asked groggily, rubbing an eye.
“In circles,” Jason replied,
staring intently out the large windshield, beyond which laid the
murky depths of space.
“What?” Avery queried, grabbing the
arm of Jason's seat and hunching over against the glare he caught on
the windshield. He peered through the glass and into the dark, trying
to catch sight of something that might explain Jason's minimal
answers, but nothing proved informing.
“Circles, Avery,” Jason exhaled.
“You know those round things you study in preschool? We're making
those with the ship.” Avery turned his head to stare at Jason in a
bewildered sort of manner. “It's pretty fun,” Jason added,
oblivious to Avery's reaction.
With another sigh and a set of slouched
shoulders, Avery slumped back in his seat and stared at the ceiling.
“Jason.” he spoke after a decent
amount of ceiling-gazing. “How far are we from Earth?” Jason sat
up abruptly, keeping his face pointed ahead.
“Err...” He quickly turned to a
screen on his right and pressed a few buttons, then muttered to
himself and did the same with a screen on his other side. Spinning
back to the first screen, he pressed another series of buttons before
returning his sights out the windshield.
“Jason?” Avery repeated.
“A long way, bud,” the pilot
replied. “A really long way, alright? So just buckle in and chill
out.”
“No, I was gonna ask...” Avery
began solemnly.
“Eh?” Jason prompted.
“Can we go back for Jasmine?”
Jason spun in his chair and stared at
Avery as if he were his Lessgood doppelganger.
“'Can we go back for Jasmine?'”
Jason tapped his fingers on one of his armrests. “No, sorry, can't
do that.” Avery's heart sunk. He tried to formulate a protest, but
Jason spun himself back around to the controls and dismissed any
further interaction.
The ship decided to take over the quiet
with the sounds of its lurching and creaking. One of the light
fixtures in the floor beside Avery's chair flickered. Slipping a
concerned glance back at the locked-down closet door, Avery shifted
uncomfortably in his seat.
“Well that's just... rad,”
Jason stated sarcastically, dragging himself from his seat and
hurrying to another door towards the rear of the cabin, this one on a
side wall. He pushed it open, disappearing inside with a jumpy little
jig.
Avery
raised an eyebrow and wondered how he could have missed all of these
doors before. Sighing once again, which brought his record to an
obscene amount of sighs, he surveyed the empty cabin. It was the
first time he'd been alone in it, he observed, and all of the flashy
screens and unusual little buttons and shiny silver switches greatly
intrigued him.
Standing
and approaching the control panel, he swung his gaze about. He knew
he shouldn't, but it was really quite a difficult job, containing his
curiosity. Surely he couldn't do that much harm?
No, you're definitely going to do a
lot of harm, he told himself. He
paused for a moment to contemplate this. Before the moment could draw
itself out for too long, though, he shrugged and fell upon the
controls.
Flipping
switches and jabbing buttons, Avery threw caution to the vacuum of
space. Then he instantly regretted doing so.
“Avery!”
His ears flooded with the sound of anger and he spun on his heel to
face a steaming mad alien. “What the bloody Mars do you
think you're doing?!” Jason
bellowed in his face. Avery stumbled backwards over the pilot seat
and landed on his backside, with a grunt, on the opposite end.
Petrified, Avery watched as Jason's bright pink complexion
transformed into a searing red tone, and his previously spiky hair
grew somehow spikier.
“Can I not run off to the little
spaceman's room without some dimwitted, wool-brained idiot messing
with my ship?” Jason spit and
spewed, gritting his teeth as the last words flew from his mouth.
Quite expectedly, Jason ran his mouth off into a world of profanity,
cursing Avery's heritage, “stupid round face”, and at least two
prominent English footballers, whom he seemed to think were some
focus of worship back on Earth, (though, admittedly, perhaps they
were to some folk. People tend to take their sports very
seriously).
Stopping
halfway through ripping his hair out, Jason glared at Avery, who had
slowly dragged himself away from the control panel. Marching over to
him and grabbing him up from the floor, Jason snarled in Avery's
face.
“If
you ever touch
anything in this ship
again, without my permission...” His words trailed off as he
dropped Avery and returned to his chair. “Buckle up,” he said
sternly. Avery rose to his feet, careful and quiet, and made his way
back to his own chair. Jason pressed some buttons on one of his
screens, muttering to himself about “idiot humans” and “control
backlogs” and “did I use soap this time?”
Meanwhile,
Avery busied himself with regaining control of his now rapid breath
and asking himself what the hell he'd been thinking. Not many
appropriate answers came up, and he just resorted to hoping Jason
wouldn't ask again.
“You
hungry?” Jason asked after some thousand eternities of awkward
silence.
“Er...”
Avery replied, his nerves still on edge.
“How
often do you humans eat anyway?” Jason asked, glancing in the
novelty rear-view mirror positioned above the windshield.
“Er,
at least three times a day, usually,” Avery replied nervously.
“Hmm...”
That
marked the end of the conversation, and the cabin was once again
taken over by the sounds of the ship's moaning and creaking,
accompanied by the occasional buzz of a flickering light. Avery
wondered when Jason would address these issues. He then found himself
wondering if alien spaceships had insurance, or if aliens had even
thought of insurance, or if there was even some form of currency in
space. And was it intergalactic, or did you have to exchange some
currency for a different kind when you entered another system?
Avery
continued to distract himself with these thoughts until Jason tossed
him back a large green helmet that, Avery was sure, would never fit
his head. It had a surprisingly hideous golden visor and white lines
streaking down its sides, meeting in the back before shooting upward
and over the top, ending in a sort of stretched U right above the
visor.
“Uh...?”
he sounded.
“What,
never seen a helmet before?” Jason asked, grabbing himself a new
silver one after he'd lost his black one on the Cephalod ship.
“Why
do we need these?” Avery asked.
“Two
reasons,” Jason replied, shoving his head into his helmet. “One,
we're going out onto an unprotected parking platform. And two,” he
pressed a large icon on a screen, reading 'Auto-Landing'. “We can't
let anyone know you're a human.”
“How
come?” Avery asked, hesitantly slipping his own helmet on. He was
shocked to find some sort of computerized interface on the inside of
the visor and momentarily forgot about his question. Jason tapped
impatiently on Avery's visor like one of those damn snot-nosed brats
tapping on the glass at an aquarium.
Quickly
sliding the helmet off and clearing his throat, Avery looked
expectantly up at Jason.
“We
can't let anyone know you're a human,” Jason repeated pointedly.
“Because humans aren't supposed to exist.”
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