Even
upside-down and twisting side to side as the little craft went through its
evasion gymnastics, Janny could tell that the icons of the TIPO ships were
getting closer. He twisted his eyes around as far as they could go and kept his
view roughly upright. The dot on the left was probably closest - he was pretty
sure that was the left, though there seemed to be a different number of crafts
nearby every time his eyes focused.
“Interface,”
he croaked, as the craft shunted violently to the right, “I don’t suppose
there’s anything to be done about this?”
“Would
you like to hear tactical advice?” the interface asked, calmly and reasonably,
as if the left side of his form wasn’t still pinging over after the craft’s
sudden movement.
“Yes,
please,” Janny said, holding his breath as the craft flipped back around the
right way.
“TIPO
stealth crafts are particularly inept at downward travel,” the interface said.
“Is
this craft particularly adept at downward travel?” Janny asked, raising
his eyebrows upwards, at least he hoped that was upwards.
“No,”
the interface replied. “Would you like to proceed.”
Janny
sighed as the red dot on the left passed into the graph square next to him.
There was no window on the left so he couldn’t see, but he reckoned that
couldn’t be more than about fifty metres away.
“Go
for it, I guess.” Janny sighed, closed his eyes and waited for his stomach to
drop away as they plummeted downwards.
But
they didn’t. It occurred to Janny as he opened his eyes that the lack of
gravity might alleviate that knot in the stomach, but he didn’t feel anything
at all. The craft wasn’t flipping or corkscrewing, and the gentle vibration of
the engine had stopped too.
“Interface:
what is happening?”
There
was no answer.
The
five red dots closed in around him, all within the same square as him. Janny
held his breath and desperately waited for help from the interface, but none
came. It was just him, five TIPO ships, and silence.
“H-Hello?”
he called out. There had to be a communication link somewhere, for him to have
had that conversation with Lestili, but if the interface wasn’t online… How
am I supposed to activate it?
“Lestili?
What the crack are you doing?” snapped a voice, a much louder, much more
crackly voice than the interface.
“I…
I’m not…” Janny’s throat was tight and his brain felt empty. He tried to
remember words - any words - and there was just a black, empty space before his
vision. Except for flashbacks to mandatory choral performances at lower school,
his mind was blank.
“Oh
come on, Lest, just open your communication link and talk to us. Right.
Whatever. You’re paralysed and we’re going to tow you back to Endol. So sit
tight and try to think up an explanation for this nonsense,” snapped the
crackly voice. It was deep and gravelly, and Janny could easily imagine it
spitting at the floor after every second word.
The
craft started to drift backwards, following the red dots on the screen. Janny
put his head in his hands, wondering if the rest of this TIPO unit also had a
nice place for him to stay while the mess blew over. Presumably they wouldn’t
want to get in trouble either, even if it was all Lestili’s fault. Or maybe
they’d throw Lestili under the bus, and he’d be stuck in Endol giving evidence
or something. Janny realised after a moment that he was talking out loud, but
it wasn’t as if it mattered.
“Janny?”
The
voice through the speakers was quiet, but Janny still nearly jumped out his
seat.
“I
didn’t mean to talk out loud!” he cried.
“Dude.
Be quiet,” hissed a voice that he realised, with a long breath out, was
Lestili.
“Are
you going to take me to your nice place?” he asked.
“I
was thinking maybe somewhere nicer,” Lestili said. “Look, it’s a long time
since I began my career. I was had a video game store, on a high street no
less. And I had regulars, who came in when they’d finished a game and needed a
new one. It was wonderful to see them showing up sooner and sooner as they got better
and better at gaming. Also it meant that I shifted more and more units.”
“Why
are you telling me this?” Janny whispered.
“Because
it’s a long time since I was leaning against the counter, grinning at a group
of kids who’d just completed the world’s most frustrating platformer. I can’t
really go back to that…” Lestili paused, and Janny thought he heard her sigh.
He watched the screen as his blue dot continued to drift along with the reds.
“It’s a long story, but just too much has happened. But one thing that’s
happened is I have acquired some much cooler tech than first generation motion
controls for the GameMaster.”
Janny
gulped as she went quiet again. “What tech? What are you going to do to me?”
“Send
you back to where I’d love to be,” she said. “Sorry… just entering… there we
go. Right, you ready?”
“No?”
Janny frowned, glancing about and wishing again that he could see where the
voices came from in this craft.
“Here…
we… go!” Lestili shouted.
Janny
came to a stop. He stared at the screen, wondering if he’d been transported to
a parallel universe where Lestili could exact her revenge. But the only thing
had changed was that all the red dots had disappeared. Well, apart from one.
Janny kept his lips shut, and thought to himself that he would be a lot of
money on who the remaining dot was. He wondered if he could sneak away if he
moved now.
“I
have two particularly cool pieces of tech I’ve used today,” Lestili said. “One
is selective radar evasion.” The red dot slid up beside him and Janny could
actually see her through the window. There was still no window in the
disc-shaped stealth craft, but what he saw now was that there was a screen on
the front transmitting images of the interior. Lestili was grinning at him.
“What’s
that?” Janny asked, swallowing a lump in his throat.
“It
means that I can’t be seen other than by ships with certain settings. For
today, I could be seen by only ships I own, such as the one you’re currently
curled up in. I suppose I could also be seen by any craft with a window. But as
you can see, TIPO stealth crafts don’t have windows.” Lestili explained, her
grin spreading even wider. Janny started to shake. That explained why the
number of red dots had increased from four to five.
“Secondly,
I have invested in recent weeks in my very own teleportation mechanism, though
it is aggressively limited in its use,” she said. She rubbed the back of her
neck. “Was saving up charge to get to the next solar system over, but I
probably won’t even be able to get back to Endol for another week now. Hope
you’re grateful for that.”
“Grateful
for what?” Janny exclaimed. “For the last time, what are you going to do to me?
I could sell video games if you really want me to but I should probably admit
now that I’ve never once played one.”
Lestili
smacked her hand into her forehead. “Good starsight, Janny. What can you see in
your map view. See, that’s another reason I keep an opaque overlay - quite
aside from the absolute affront to the senses that is starlight, it means I
never get distracted.”
Janny
took a deep breath, ignored Lestili, and said, “Interface: show map view?”
“Reopening
interface,” said the interface. “Opening map view. Map view is already open.”
“Oh.
Right,” Janny said. He unfocused his eyes from Lestili’s screen and focused
instead on the overlay. The blue dot was there, and the red, and a big orange
circle was off in the top right. “Interface: what is represented by the orange
circle.”
“That
is Hub Six,” the interface said. “Would you like to set destination?”
“Oh
my Gods!” Janny exclaimed. “You brought me back to the Hub? Do you think the
disco will still be going?”
“Knowing
the partying that goes down in the Flexie district, it might not be long
finished, but it’s just about early morning there,” Lestili said. She smiled,
meeting his eyes. “But your ship should be coming in soon.”
Janny’s
mouth dropped open and he bounced up and down, not caring that his head was
hitting into the ceiling. “That’s fantastic! But… why?”
Lestili’s
smile was one-sided now, and she shook her head. “Sorry, now that you know what
you’re doing I’ve got to head off. I’m pretty sure my team will have noticed
something is amiss by now, so I better go find somewhere less obvious to hide
than the local Hub.”
“Oh…
okay,” Janny said, “But I can just go?”
“Yes,
go,” Lestili said, her smile getting wider again. “Be a janitor.”
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