Here is the first episode in the epic saga of Star Wars, as if the characters had expierencied these events in a chatroom.
Cast of Characters
Qui-Gon Jinn - 1337jedi
Obi-Wan Kenobi - LearnerBoy
Padme Admidala - Pampered_Princess
Anakin Skywalker - RacingChamp
Jar Jar Binx - Jarrrr
Mace Windau - Purplerox
Yoda - LittleGreenPwner
Darth Maul - redsoldier
Palpatine - master_in_disguise
Viceroy - Ilikeevil
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LearnerBoy has signed in.
1337jedi is online.
1337jedi: Hello, Obi-Wan. Yoda messaged me and told me we should get in a group chat with the Viceroy and negotiate with him about the funny stuff that’s going on.
LearnerBoy: ok
1337jedi: We must proceed with caution, however. I have heard rumors that the Viceroy is evil.
LearnerBoy: you sure?
Ilikeevil has entered the chat.
Ilikeevil: I’m evil
Ilikeevil has signed off.
1337jedi: Does that answer your question, Obi-Wan?
LearnerBoy: Yes.
LearnerBoy: OMG! Change your background to the "Naboo" one! Its so cool.
1337jedi: This is alright, I guess.
Jarrrr has entered the chat.
Jarrr: pllz add me I ned freinds
LearnerBoy: …
1337jedi: Be nice, Obi-Wan. We’ll add you, Jarrrr.
Jarrr: YAY!!! 
LearnerBoy: no
Jarrr: plz plz plz I cn giv u da queens sn!
LearnerBoy: o rly
Jarrrr: yea im inviting her in th cht
Pampered_Princess has entered the chat.
Pampered_Princess: Hi _>
1337jedi: …
Purplerox: FINE
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Master_in_disguise is online
Redsoldier is online
Master_in_disguise: hey maul
Redsoldier: sup?
Master_in_disguise: well my high score on saber battles got knocked off by obi-wan and qui-gon. I started saying swear words so I got banned. Can you do me a favor and play on your account and knock them of the high score list?
Redsoldier: I can. I will not fail you
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1337jedi is online
LearnerBoy is online
Redsoldier has challenged 1337jedi to a game of saber battles!
Accept! Decline!
1337jedi: I have no idea who this is.
LearnerBoy: Just Accept. I’ll watch and be your back-up if you die 
1337jedi has accepted the challenge!
1337jedi: Hello.
Redsoldier: your gonna die lol
1337jedi: noob. You’re SOOO scary.
1337jedi: omg -__- he just killed me
Redsoldier:
1337jedi: I wish they would give you another life. Obi-Wan, take over for me.
1337jedi is offline.
LearnerBoy: k
LearnerBoy: OMG ITS NOT LOADING
LearnerBoy: there
Redsoldier: hahah im gonna kill you
Redsoldier: lol
Redsoldier: lol
Redsoldier: lol
LearnerBoy: Not Today *slices in half*
Redsoldier: you just drained all my life -_-
Redsoldier is offline.
RacingChamp is online.
Pampered_Princess is online.
Pampered_Princess: You’re a hero, Obi-Wan. *smiles at Anakin*
RacingChamp:
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Canary word: Present
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Oh my god. This is just perfect!!
Oh my god. I just did a search on "Star Wars" and stumbled across this. This is hysterical. Not only does it make fun of the least well written of the Star Wars films, but it also paints the characters as they really are, only in the form of teenagers in a chat room worrying about things that are unimportant. The best part: This is really the ENTIRE movie in a nutshell. I know you did this years ago, Ellie, but seriously...think about doing an episode 2, specifically making fun of Hayden Christiansen's horrid acting.
It could have been a wee bit longer. You left out some parts of the movie, but still. I HAD to check this out.
I didn't even know you liked Star Wars.
- Spotswood
P.S. Star Wars = best thing since sliced bread
That was hysterical!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't breathe I was laughing soooo hard!!
That was HALARIOUS!!!I meant to spell that wrong, yes... That's pretty much Star Wars I in a box. Good job! I love how Qui-gon called Maul a noob... n OMG IT'S NOT LOADING!!!!
hilarious...
Yup, that's Star Wars right there. The one thing that I think that you missed out on was changing Padme's screen name in the chat because when she is on Tatooine she is incognito. I'm sorry, I'm a Star Wars nerd! Anyway, good fanfic. I really enjoyed it.
Quite honestly the best edition of Star Wars: Episode I that I have ever seen. INCLUDING the movie. No, but really. This was epicness! I'll read the rest too, you can be sure of it.
Omigosh, I love it!
Yeah, not much intelligent to say from me. The sheer awesomeness that is this fic has drained it all out of me.
Actually, one thing: I love the screennames you gave everybody. Yoda and Windu were the best by far.
Also, did these chatters hang out in the YWS chat room for a while? They seem so much more intelligable than some other chatters I have seen elsewhere.
It looks like something got moved around there. The line comes before the person's tag.
Anyway, very nice. It's rather clever. I need to go read the next one now... Peace out.
~GryphonFledgling