"Kill" the person above you!

You tried to survive EOSD on Lunatic mode...

In real life...

and died fighting Cirno.

You had writers block so you prayed to the sacred pen, unfortunately the sacred pen was tired of all the prayers it was getting so it sent a thunderstorm instead of the brainstorm you asked for and you got stuck by lightning.

A dragon saw your username and ate you because he didn't like the number 22.

A rather odd star wars extra popped up and hit you in the face with their poisoned knuckle.

You were suddenly transported to an alternate universe, where there exists nothing but a giant donut and an ambulance, and 222 stars. You open the doors to the back of the ambulance and there is an astronaut inside. He waves to you and as you wave back, you turn into a donut.

The astronaut may or may not have you as a snack.

You got a letter to Hogwarts and got super excited but when you ran into the brick wall to get to the platform you got a concussion. You were found by some poor Muggle and taken to a hospital. You became better, but then some wizards / witches found out that eventually you'd go crazy and try to destroy Hogwarts so they killed you.
Wow.

Zeus ate you...and then everyone quite believing in you.

(Wow, that's hard, and so sad....)

Yeah, Artemis is quite a name to live up to.

Well, that person in your avvie knows where you live, so they come and kill you by staring into your face and smiling creepily.
Also, they have a knife.

The knife used to kill the previous person had a blinking light on it. The killer (Artemis) looks closer at it... and BOOM! The killer got caught in the explosion. Poor Artemis. Dun dun duuuun!

Tried to go Star Trekking and got captured by Romulans. Then the ship went through a wormhole into Klingon space and Martok killed it. The end.

Feather went walking in the woods alone one morning for some fresh air. It was a beautiful morning, an usual morning. The birds were singing, leaves were rustling in the wind, the twigs beneath Feather's feet snapped. She was happy (assuming your gender lol sorry correct me if I'm wrong xD <3). As Feather looked around at the early view, she saw a fat furry squirrel feasting on a small gathering of nuts (well, small for a human). The fat little friend looked up at Feather with it's beady eyes and judged her. Feather frowned and felt hurt. Why would a squirrel glare at me? she thought and without noticing spoke out loud, "Greedy squirrel." The salty fur ball slowly turned around and looked at Feather. The squirrel wore an expression that read 'what did you say to me!?' and before Feather could run, the evil thing attacked her face. The police found her body a few hours later, it was covered in small scratches and bites. </3 (this is why I sleep until noon)

I'm so sorry xD I have no idea what that was haha. I just wanted to write a story about someone being killed by a squirrel.

Marmalade wrote her self to death, but apologized her way to heaven.

That's a win in my book -______________°

@Poopsie got pooped on by a giant bird and it killed him. Because it was so heavy. And because the bird was giant.

^^ good enough lol

death by meatbun

The meatbun cat's owner wanted to give her a bath. They couldn't do it on their own so they called the Kelpie, which used it's tactic for drowning people in order to give the meatbun cat a bath. Unfortunately the Kelpie forgot that cats can't breathe underwater.