You are born. Death is a side effect. I don't know how or when you will die, Poopsie, but die you will. I don't need to kill you. The universe has done that for me.
Intrepid Explorer Squire of the Green Room Harbinger of the Cosmic Squid Brief Castaway Founder of Hermits United TIME Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year Dark Matter Overlord Kind of a Big Deal
Thought he was the God of the Sea, and that he could swim and breath underwater. He could, but then sea dragons didn't like him as their God so they ate him.
Freak saber tooth tiger attack. Cat authorities apologized, but you could barely tell over their obsessive giggling. "Someone died? Oops! HEHEHEHEHEHE"
We are who we are, and if someone has a problem with that; that's their problem not ours. *** I do believe that insane is the only way to go.
Decided to take a trip to Madagascar, but ended being thrown into the cargo. The plane catches fire, but then the cargo is released. You fall into the ocean where a mutated shark swallows you whole. Finally, the mutated stomach acid turns all your bodily functions around, so you sneeze out your eyeballs and such is. After an hour of this, you are eventually digested
This was a bit much
“You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.” -Alan Moore, V for Vendetta "Don't start things you can't finish." -Therion the Thief, Octopath Traveler
Art was made to be dangerous, that is why it is beautiful.
