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"Kill" the person above you!

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Okay, so the idea is to invent the most original death for the person above you.
Saw this on a forum somewhere, though I struggle to remember where :D

1. Yes, it can be funny. It's better if it is.
2. No, it can't be too boring (eg. died of a heart attack or hit by a car)
3. No, it can't be terribly gruesome, please. No limbs torn off. It's not what it's about.
4. Yes, it can be related to the person's name/avatar/signature and the such.
5. Be original about this!

Alright, you evil minds, GO!
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss




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Took a rocketship that was meant to land on Pigfarts. Landed on the moon. Moon maniacs took you and made you their queen and then they put you in a cooking pot and ate you up. (Wow. I couldn't get any lamer than this.)
I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest.
The trees keep the tempo and they sway in time.
Quartet of crickets chime in for the chorus.
If I were to pluck on your heart strings would you strum on mine?

~Plant Life, Owl City




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:P You got it!
Died from excessive watching of Harry Potter, forgetting to eat and drink.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss




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While blowing heart bubbles inhaled one and choked on it. TO DEATH. (Killed by love bubbles O.o)
"Just remember there's a difference between stalking people on the internet, and going to their house and cutting their skin off." - Jenna Marbles

~ Yeah I'm letting go of what I had, yeah I'm living now and living loud ~




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Climbed the Candy Mountain and died from the candy fumes at the top. (Killed by Candy! O.o)
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss




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Thought that she was so good at flying that she'd fly over Neverland XD. She failed and landed in an evil pirate ship and was forced to walk the plank so she drowned.
"The rabbit always squeals in the jaws of the fox, but when has another rabbit ever rushed up to save it?" Damon Salvatore
;'( please, my lump, he just needs HUGS <3
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Fell through a rabbit hole (the wrong one), and ended up in Hell.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss




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Had a moon bullet shot into your head ;)




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Got ate by aliens. duck = yummy
"the beauty of words. They can be many different things to many different people. It's all in how we listen. Or how we read." - Lyrical Inspiration (authors note) of Enemies and Playmates by Darcia Helle

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"Black moon rising out of dusk, death follows in a rush..."
Indeed it did follow, and killed you.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss




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Drowned within the masses of stars.
"For whether a place is a hell or a heaven rests in yourself, and those who go with courage and an open mind may find themselves in Paradise." - Eva Ibbotson (Journey to the River Sea)




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Got kicked out of Neverland by me (because I'm the supreme ruler of Neverland), and you died somewhere among the clouds.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss




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There was a mutiny in Neverland because everyone wanted me to stay, so they threw you out and gave me your crown :D
"For whether a place is a hell or a heaven rests in yourself, and those who go with courage and an open mind may find themselves in Paradise." - Eva Ibbotson (Journey to the River Sea)




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But, I returned with an army of evil cupids and shot you down. So, you died.
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss




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Unfortunately for you, the evil cupids turned rabid and gobbled you up.
"For whether a place is a hell or a heaven rests in yourself, and those who go with courage and an open mind may find themselves in Paradise." - Eva Ibbotson (Journey to the River Sea)



attempting foot extraction
— Mea