"Kill" the person above you!

Yes, it was xD

At first, it started as what you thought was a cold, but was a virus that mutated and began eating you flesh, which slowly disintegrated from your body as blood oozed from every orifice it could, and then you choked on your own blood and died in a pool of your own fluids.

Due to the state of your eyes, you could only see things in a nutty sort of way. This included the cliff you walked off of.

too mad

gg life

The Vogons destroy your planet to make way for an interstellar bypass. The notice that the demolition was going to take place had posted just four light years away for fifty years, but you didn't take part in local affairs and so you were annihilated along with all other earthlings who didn't know any hitchhikers. This is, of course, assuming that you are in fact an earthling and not from Betelgeuse or something.

You are stabbed in the back whilst asleep.

@Danni88 ate too much ice cream and died of Diabetes.

Lol
@ThatGeekyGirl drove over the speed limit and hit a lamppost.

Travelled to awesome land but your body couldn’t cope with the pressure change.

Your parents died, making you the writing queen. Jealous of your title, you were assassinated by your lady in waiting.

You got on the back of a horse to go for a ride, but it was a kelpie see what I did there and dragged you into the sea where you drowned.

You got caught up in a food fight between Thor and Loki.
Sadly, in all the chaos, Loki accidentally killed you with a McDonald's Pico Guacamole Burger

May you rest in peace...

You built an army of snow monkeys, who came alive and saw that you were the only one of them capable of creating snow monkeys. Jealous of your power, they killed you.

This has suddenly started relating to the user’s name or interests...

You were in the shower and the plug hole turned into a vortex and sucked you in, where you died from suffocation.

You saw a large cluster of cats and went to cuddle with them. They were amazing. However, you are deathly allergic to them and perhaps not-so-tragically passed away surrounded by the creatures that are simultaneously the bane of your existence and the love of your life.

Saentiel met one of her characters and invited them in for lunch, but it turned out that the table was a mimic and it ate her and her character.