Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Granted, but every time you blow one up it pops, no matter how small the balloon is.

I wish I could visit my best friend in Wisconsin.
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Granted, but then you died getting infected with corona virus.

I wish I could become invisible and beat people.




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Granted, but once you become invisible you're stuck as invisible and you eventually die of depression because no one knows you're there.

I wish I could sing.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Granted but then you are so NOT tone deaf that all music sounds bad to you because no music is 100% pitch perfect.

I wish I was more athletic.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but you can only drink three small glasses of water a day so when you participate in sports you become very dehydrated.

I wish I always made the right choices.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Granted but you have a warped idea of right and wrong.

I wish I had a nice sports car.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but you crashed it on the very first day in the garage.

I wish I was muscular.
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Granted, but for every pound of muscle you get you get three pounds of fat.

I wish I owned an amusement park and that I could do the rides whenever I wanted without waiting in line.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but the amusement park is located right next to a volcano and when it erupts you die.

I wish I wasn't annoying.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Granted, but then you were too sweet and appeared fake and died of depression because you were left all alone.

I wish I was slim.




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Granted, but then you are so slim that your bones show and you look starved. Also your metabolism is so fast that you could eat a giant meal and be hungry again two hours later.

I wish I was less of a procrastinater
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but you submit your work so quickly that your teachers think you're cheating and you end up failing your grade.

I wish I could dance.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Granted, but you get so good at dancing that everyone you meet gets really jealous, and they can't hang out with you anymore without getting bitter. So you end up friendless.

I wish my sister could keep her patience with homework.
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Granted, but she can only do her homework patiently if you don't do yours at all.

I wish my anxiety would go away.
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Granted, but then you become so carefree that you stop caring about your grades and other important things and you just sit around either procrastinating or doing things that you find fun.

I wish I knew the secret to anti-laziness.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"



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