Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Granted, but then as you toddled around outside, you ran into the street and got hit by a car.

I wish that beauty wasn't a thing people judged others on.
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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Granted, but then they judged people solely on how much money they have. (e.g. more money the better person you are)

I wish that there was a kind of economy that was 100% perfect.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but now we live without the Internet.

I wish there could be an ice cream that never melts.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Granted, but the ice cream that never melts is your absolute least favorite flavor.

I wish I could play any song on the piano without learning it.




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Granted, but now you can’t play any other musical instrument at all.


I wish people were less crazy.
"With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"
- Paimon, Aether's Heart


“It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission.”
- Grace Hopper.




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Granted, but now everyone walks along monologuing about politics.

I wish I could breathe underwater and live amongst da fishies.

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Granted, but the fishies no longer like you

I wish I could wiggle my ear
bleh?




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Granted, but now you have two ears.

I wish I could find beautiful shoes.




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does she not already have two ears? (o).(O)

Granted, but they don't come in your size.

I wish I could get ahead on the leaderboard this month.

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Granted, but you have to share the first place with me.

I wish I could collect my dreams to rewatch them just like a film.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Shady, that’s the whole problem.

Granted, but you also see all your nightmares.

I wish I had a 90% this term…




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Granted, but all your dream jobs need at least 95 % to be accepted.

I wish I had a large garden.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Granted, but now moles etc. infest it.

I wish could draw something well.




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Granted, but you can only draw what others say.

I wish I could find nice shoes.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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So what? At least my birds don’t look like curved lines…

Granted, but they won’t fit you.

I wish I knew how to write prose.



The poetry of the earth is never dead.
— John Keats