Granted, but the weight limit is 0.000000000001 oz. for what you're able to move without passing out from exhaustion.
I wish I could communicate intelligently with animals.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Granted!! BUT no one believe that you can communicate intelligently with animals and they throw you in a looney bin. You escape only to be mauled by stray dogs that you couldn't intelligently communicate with due to the medication you had to take while in the crazy shack xD
I wish I could persuade people to do what I want.
"What is dead my never die, but rises again, larger and stronger..."
*Ride like Lightening, crash like Thunder*
"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies..."
Granted, but then you get arrogant and spoiled from being used to people doing what you want. Then you're never satisfied with anything because you always want more.
I wish I already knew everything that is taught in school.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Granted good sir!! Though since you know everything that's taught in school, You get lazy. None of your teachers like you, so they change your HW and tests so that things that were never taught in school are on them. You become a humongous failure at school and then drop out and a become stripper, but you fail at that too. You're just a mess.
I wish I could breath under water.
"What is dead my never die, but rises again, larger and stronger..."
*Ride like Lightening, crash like Thunder*
"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies..."
Granted, but then you grow some ugly gills and can't breathe out of water.
I wish I could run at a speed of mach 5.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Granted, quickster. Though I must say it is a shame that your speed did nothing to help you when you tripped over a rock and went splat on the side of a building. Go gently into that good night, sir.
I wish I knew the winning lotto numbers for Mega Million.
"What is dead my never die, but rises again, larger and stronger..."
*Ride like Lightening, crash like Thunder*
"Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies..."
Granted, but someone else wins the lottery before you do it.
I wish I had a huge income of one million dollars a year.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
Granted, but then you miss out on all the fun of reading through books that you like, as you can ONLY read them instantly. (Because if you read it instantly, you simply just immediately know what it says when you touch it, like if you just finished reading it. Great for textbooks, annoying for novels.)
Fixing former wish: I wish I could run Mach 5, and also be able to ignore the laws of inertia.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
