Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Granted, but then your house fills up with cats because you have so many and you suffocate to death on their fur.

I wish that world hunger was gone.
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Granted but then everybody dies of thirst instead.

I wish everybody was kinder to the environment.
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The cats quickly tear up all your furniture and other belongings, causing you to go into bankruptcy and have to move to a tiny, crummy studio apartment with your cats.

I wish I could watch any movie I want, whenever I want.




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Granted, but you wasted most of your time watching them and your grades started dropping. You became a couch potato and gained 100 pounds.

I wish I wasn't so lethargic all the time.
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Granted, but then you became super hyper and active and you dropped out of school and nobody would hire you because you could never sit still.
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Spoiler
You forgot to make a wish @Shadeflame
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Lol I guess i did. Whoops
Ok, here it is.

I wish that I could focus better.
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Granted but then your focus shifted on the dark path and you began to work for the underworld.

I wish there were no mosquitoes.
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Granted but then a bunch of ecological systems crash from a species being removed from the food chain and a bunch of areas become deserts.

I wish that sugar wasn't unhealthy.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but then it became really bad tasting and no one wanted to eat it.

I wish that there was no diseases in the world.
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Granted, but then everyone had a longer lifespan and there was shortage of food and resources due to overpopulation.

I wish I had six-pack abs.
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that made me laugh Granted, but then the rest of your body become full of fat.

I wish more people were selfless.
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Granted, but then people decided not to eat because that would be taking away food from everyone else and they all starved to death.

I wish that online shipping would take less time.
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Granted, but then said shipping becomes ridiculously expensive.

I wish I had six pack abs AND large biceps.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted but they're of no use - you can only see them. And all they do is add more weight, making you heavier.

I wish I was a toddler again.
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