Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Granted but you also suffer from dementia and you forgot the secret just after few hours.

I wish I was good in programming.
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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Granted, but then you get so good at it you accidentally create an artificial intelligence that becomes self aware and destroys humanity.

I wish I could talk to animals.
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Granted, but everyone thought you had gone crazy and nobody believed you. So they sent you to a mental asylum.

I wish I could become a great guitarist.
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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Granted but then you end up having to amputate your hand and you can never play again.

I wish I was super good at composing music.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but you then go deaf like Beethoven and never hear your greatest piece.

I wish I was less awkward around other people.
"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all."
-Hypatia Of Alexandria

"Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness." -Sir Terry Pratchett




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Granted, but then you become super social and get bad grades because you focus too much on your social life instead of homework.

I wish I could fly.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but you got so excited in your first attempt to fly that you hit the propellers of an aeroplane in midsky and got chopped into pieces.

I wish Engineering was less hectic.
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Granted, but then it gets extremely boring instead.

I wish I always got A's for my grades.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted!

But what if one day you cant answer your question in your exam paper? You will lose your streak and your parents will be disappointed!


I wish that magic existed like in harry potter!
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. – Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone




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Granted, but then you get more than you bargained for when Voldemort also becomes real and kills you.

I wish that I excelled at everything I try.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but then one day you tried to write and your fingers moved so fast that your brain exploded just watching them.

I wish that I could have the ability to breathe underwater.
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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Granted, but then you lose the ability to breathe in air.

I wish I could grow a garden in a humane way.
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Granted, but unfortunately there was a locusts attack and your beautiful garden was destroyed.

I wish I could do all my work in an organised manner.
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Granted, but then you decide that the best way to keep your work organized is to just stop doing it and you flunk right out of existence.

I wish dogs could purr.
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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Granted but then every time they purr it causes an earthquake.

I wish I had more cats.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"



Just think happy thoughts and you'll fly.
— Peter Pan