Young Writers Society

HighTop wrote:Granted, but you lose all feeling of hunger, and without it you don't eat and die of starvation.

I wish that I had a cat!

Granted! But then it soils the carpet and claws up the furniture.

I wish I had a beautiful black cat that was trained and no one tried to kill because they believe it was "bad luck". :')

Granted! But it crosses your path and you get bad luck and die.

I wish I had a million books.

Granted, but they're all blank.

I wish I had perfect teeth!

grandted but your breath smells so bad noone wants to come near you

i wish i could shape shift

Granted but then yo would not be able to shift back to human.

I wish I wasn't so shy.

Granted, but your new-found confidence attracts all the wrong type of people (e.g. @VeerenVKS).

I wish I had a potato for every day of the week, all color coded.

CowLogic wrote:Granted, but your new-found confidence attracts all the wrong type of people (e.g. @VeerenVKS).

I wish I had a potato for every day of the week, all color coded.

Granted, but each gives you a different disese.

I wish that last post came with a wish attached.

Granted, but you're unable to corrupt it.

I wish that I had a cat!

Granted, but your cat turns out to be your arch-nemesis. Your cat poison's your food and you die...

I wish that I could just sit down and write with no distractions...

Granted but then you would be stuck writing forever.

I wish it wouldn't stop raining.

Granted but then there would be a flood.

I wish I could live inside my head.

Granted, but you have a brain tumor...

I wish I could get valedictorian of my graduating class

Granted! But you were the only one in the class...

I wish I could stop losing things!

Granted, but then you'd never find the important stuff. ^_^

I wish a wish that was so corrupted that it was incorruptible, and that it wasn't going to corrupted by making it so sweet and pure that nobody could corrupt it!

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Yeah, I have no idea what I just said, but hey, try and figure it out please?