Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Granted, but your crush becomes a serial killer when you get married.

I wish I was never stressed.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Granted, but you ended up being too carefree, became a drug addict and lost everything in life!

I wish I was in Hogwarts!
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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Granted, but you're still a muggle and everyone teases you.

I wish I could fly.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but a hurricane devastates whatever land you fly over.

I wish I was beautiful.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Granted, but people believe you went under intense plastic surgery and Bully you to suicide.

I wish I had an expensive car.




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Granted, but whenever you drive in it for more than two minutes you get in a car crash.

I wish I could whistle
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Granted, but then you forget how to use your voice box.

I wish I was more awesome.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but every time you do anything awesome you become paralyzed for the next two hours.

I wished I could speak every language in the world fluently.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Granted, but then you grow deaf.

I wish I had something to wish for other than what I've already wished for.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but that something is that you have really dry skin that is always itchy.

I wish I could become invisible at will.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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Granted, but one day you're accidentally run over by a car.

I wish I was super-fast.
"I believe a man does what he can until his destiny is revealed to him."




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Granted but then you see the world in slow motion all the time and its incredibly boring.

I wish that I was smarter.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but you become so smart that you start getting ignorant about it and people get super irritated about it and hate you forever.

I wish I could cancel the upcoming competition. D=
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Granted, but you would have won and you just missed an amazing opportunity. It ends up being re-scheduled and you lose, because you forgot to practice.

I wish I was better at Physics.




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Granted, but you forget how to write literature and all your attempts have horrible imagery and dialogue.

I wish I could blow balloons.

I actually can't and it's a tragedy
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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