Corrupt A Wish [4]

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Granted but the broomstick is a normal broomstick and it can't fly.

I wish I could do telekinesis.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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Granted but it would happen erratically and you are put in a sealed cell to be contained.

I wish I always smelt good




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Granted, but everyone loses their sense of smell.

I wish I could shape shift.
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Granted, but you can only do it once.

I wish the snow would melt.
this tender selfmetamorpoiesisi have returned with the swell

What is to give light must endure burning. – Viktor Frankl




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Granted, but it'll melt and turn the ground into mud which will never dry.

I wish I could wear gowns all the time.
always daydreaming, always clumsy




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Granted, but they're so tight you can't breath.

I wish I was more athletic.
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Granted, but you become the best athlete that there ever was and can't handle the pressure. You end up taking your own life.

I wish I could play any instrument I touched.
"What is dead my never die, but rises again, larger and stronger..."

*Ride like Lightening, crash like Thunder*


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Granted, but you become self-absorbed and everyone hates you. You end up being murdered by an old friend turned foe.

I wish I knew how to fly a plane And could whenever I wanted.




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@LZPianoGirl Granted, but when you do fly the plane, a mechanical error causes it to crash. You're the only survivor and end up stranded on an island, and die there alone.

I wish I had a photographic memory.
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WHY IS EVERYONE DYING
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@AlmondEyes granted, but you die the next day. XD

I wish I knew everything there is to know about how to write a good novel.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but all the books you write are published under someone else's name and they mAke all the money from it.

I wish my family for another dog.




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Granted, but the dog is secretly a gremlin and when you give it a bath it multiplies into a bunch of dogs, and when you feed them after midnight they turn into evil ugly creatures.

I wish my family for another cat.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Granted, but this cat got into a bloody fight with the previous one and you had to return it to the animal shelter.

I wish my college crush will fall in love with me
I only put my signature on big cheques.



It's all a matter of perspective. Everyone is the hero of their own story, and the villain of another's.
— James