Top Five Weirdest Things You've Googled

As writers, we have a tendency to research strange, and often arcane things. Some of the time, the things we google would put us on a no-fly lost. Most of the time, they'd give our moms a stroke. Sometimes these things even relate to what we're writing... So, what are the top five strangest things you've ever googled?

For me,

5. Do a barrel roll! (This one actually didn't have anything to do with writing. I read about it on Cracked. Give this a shot yourself, but be sure you use Google!)

4. serendipity

3. Is there such a thing as generational curses in Voodoo?

2. Are pharmacists trained to spot forged signatures?

1. Could a horse's body derail a train?

2. Are pharmacists trained to spot forged signatures?

o.0 Well, now Shino.

Now that one was actually writing related! :p

I can't remember all of them, but I'll start compiling a list. (Not in order btw.)

1. Ebullient

2. Reading comments after this, I remembered this one: Mediaeval Torture.

3. asdfghjkl

I'm pretty sure I'd get banned in about ten seconds if I participated here...

Lyricalias wrote:I'm pretty sure I'd get banned in about ten seconds if I participated here...

Same here. I'm pretty sure I'd also get thrown in prision.

After reviewing my search history, I've come to the conclusion I'm a lot more boring than I thought I was.

Here's all I've got for you:

1. professor plum suit
2. blind cia advertisement
3. winona in justified is an idiot
4. nicholas cage as a bear punching a woman in the face

4. nicholas cage as a bear punching a woman in the face

Oh, that's a classic. You should also try googling Nicholas Cage attacked by bees.

1. Taylor Lautner singing.
2. Non-in-trouble ways to tell your mom to go screw herself.
3. How do girls in commercials get their hair shiny in the hair commercials?
4. How do you know if your boyfriend is cheating on you?
5. Three ways to keep your brother out of your room without violence or loudness (anything to get you in trouble).

I'm so weird. XD

5. Do a barrel roll (again xD)
4. What is ghost followers on instagram
3. Why is one direction so sexy
2. How to become Chuck Norris
1. Do cheese snowflakes exist

Don't ask...

highlights:

504 minutes is how many hours?
pulling fingernails out dream
skyrim bad gods
sheep korea towel
role synonym function?
what are old couches made of?

spiky orange melon
korean black shell snack seafood
giant beetle eating a human
egon schiele russian hat man
amazon trail food fish


my favorite:

May 13, 2012
Searched for bagel box 1:23pm

Arguably my weirdest:

5. Why do some people wear jockstraps for fun when they are for sports?

4. The inside of a crematorium/furnace

3. What does being raped feel like/can men be raped by women?

2. Is it a compliment when people say you look like Edward Cullen?

1. Demons farting in Inferno

My weirdest is probably this:

Why does Voldemort always steal my shampoo?

LadyPurple wrote:

Lyricalias wrote:I'm pretty sure I'd get banned in about ten seconds if I participated here...

Same here. I'm pretty sure I'd also get thrown in prision.

Seconding that.

I'm googling all kinds of strange stuff all the time - but I also get weird results on normal stuff.
The strangest thing that happened so far, I believe, was when I googled one of my characters' names and ended up with some "wanted dead or alive" kind of thing, from god knows which century O_o

"Bloody Mary Vodka Cocktail recipe"
"What are some drinks that bar tenders usually know?"
"What is compulsive profanity?"
"To what set of numbers does 0 belong"
"exotic Victorian woman"

You win all the awards if you can guess what ones are for writing and what ones were curiosity.