Top Five Weirdest Things You've Googled

@Payne: Viking funerals are also not legal. :/ But you can donate you body to the FBI so people can watch you decay if you wanna be a creeper after death and stuff.

arianaSarroyo wrote:3. Pregnant rape victim (please don't get offended, it was for a project)

I'm not offended, but that's simply inaccurate.

In the case of a legitimate rape...

5. My own name (you never know!)

4. Medieval Torture methods

3. fried chicken

2. Corsets

1. Seahorses

These probably definitely aren't my weirdest, but (in no particular order) off the top of my head....

1. Potato

2. Find Chuck Norris

3. light (images)

4. ESP test (What? I was bored) Scored pretty high too XD)

5. 2012

Adding two on here:

Inquisition torture methods
Judas chair.

5. Tommy Wisaeu Super Smash Bros.

4. Is Blambloopistan a real country?

3. Spongebob theme slowed down 800%

2. Was Spiderman molested? (Was told this is true, had to see for myself)

1. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme all verses at one

One a fateful day in the late 20-aughts, I was typing into google "What is it called when..."

And the next thing I knew, I was searching "What is it called when you poop on someone's chest?"

That was the day I lost my innocence.

Just kidding! That really happened, but I am not at all certain I was innocent at the time. And thankfully it wasn't an image search.

Though I never did learn the answer...

Hmmm, interesting question here... hee hee some of the things you guys have googled are absolutely hilarious!

1) The IQ score of a donkey (Nope, never found out what it was)
2) Who is the fattest person out there (I totes was glad that there were no images)
3) Was their ever a Children's Crusade?
4) Am I Divergent or Dauntless? (I had to know!)
5) Er, don't know of anything else...

Those are like nothing compared to some of these... *eyes @skorlir's post* XD

1. Unicorn Poop

2. Celebrities with no teeth

3. Gothic Art

4. Beyonce

5. Unicorns

5. My family name ( there's no one out there with it that I don't know... on the internet )

4. Sad food ( images )

3. Music ( images. I was trying to culture myself, but I didn't realize at first that google would just give me a bunch of pictures of music notes. XD )

2. Most haunted places in Canada ( it's just good to know, right? ).

1. Laughing disorders ( this was for research ).

Considering I don't google much... >.>

uhm... let's dig past all these zucchini recipes, hex codes (yes I'm searching ffffff and all these other seemingly random strings of letters, but it has a purpose!), books (Dr. Bird's Advice for Sad Poets, don't you know there's a war on?, rainbow fish ;-;), diseases (vasculitis, rare type of diabetes), video games (shadow of the colossus, save the homeland) and random words I looked up to just make sure I have an accurate definition. (Some of those words were interesting: agony, suffering, waterlily, ephemeral, artery, alfalfa...)
Then I found these

Sweedish Claymation cult classics (I think that must take some sort of cake.)
Nicole Scherzinger yogurt
Baking soda and vinegar sandwich
Pallas Cat
roly poly fish head gif

I'm old and boring now. 90% of what I search for are programming-related things.

@carbonCore "how zsh filesize"

or, "can i use javascript's with() statement for good not evil?" (apparently not, on that one.)

@skorlir, I actually totally did look up javascript's with() statement a couple days ago! Though when I think of evil, I usually think of eval().

1) trigonometric equations using sine and cosine.

*hangs head* Yup, that was me.