Top Five Weirdest Things You've Googled

"exotic Victorian woman"

Wow.

My search history is pretty tame. Mind you this is only on one Google account- I have three.

1. "History of the mortgage"
2. "Abraham Lincoln Marfan Syndrome"
3. "When is A Thousand Years used in Breaking Dawn?" (yup, that's right, Twilight)
4. "cervical discombobulation"
5. ... "yws nate is dead"

StellaThomas wrote:

"exotic Victorian woman"

For the record, it was for a character... xD

5. ... "yws nate is dead"

...O.o

5. Who is in charge with the U.S. Marshals?

4. What kind of crimes do U.S. Marshals arrest you for?

3. What qualifies as a Federal offense?

2. What happens when a minor gets arrested?

1. What is Juvie?

/realizes how guilty she looks

I swear I've never been arrested.

5. Anderson Cooper giggling.
4. Do aliens kidnap young children?
3. Meme kawaii.
2. Am I alive?

And the best one:

1. How do you know your best friend is not a ghost?

5. Is Bear Grylls Dead?

4. How to take down some one stronger and heavier than you.

3. How to hack YWS...

2. How to become a Assassin.

1. How to become a Vampire

5. Ducks. (Dunno why.)
4. How to make napalm/
3. How hot is the sun?
2. Will a hearse drift? (Some guys actually did it! )
1. Free writing societies. (How I found this place!!!)

Payne wrote:

Animal wrote:3. How to hack YWS...

What?

No, I was joking

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
"Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon aren't the same person?"
"How do sponges reproduce?"
"How to make a fireball you can hold"
"How to make Betty Crocker cookie mix"

Yep. I obviously didn't use all in writing.

Animal wrote:

Payne wrote:

Animal wrote:3. How to hack YWS...

What?

No, I was joking

I had to try it after I saw this...

I am very disappointed with all of you. Such weak sauce. Let me give it a try; I'll avoid anything too horrible. More or less.

1. waterboarding
2. Judas chair
3. hallucinogenic angel's trumpet
4. list of serial killers
5. cuckoo bird

...Am I right to presume I am on so many FBI watch lists?

church of satan; thelema; order of the nine angels location; satanic symbols; how to create a vacuum...

pretty normal stuff, actually.

1. What is a chastity belt? (Some one mentioned it and curiosity got the better of me as it will for some of you too when you read this)
2. what does the aortic arch in a worm do? (for biology)
3. What does beer taste like (No I do not drink and never have had alcohol), I had to write a story about a character drinking beer for the first time)
4. goddess of childbirth (Greek mythology)
5. necromancers

2. Judas chair

I actually googled that. Good ol italians.

1.how to beat a lie detector
2.the worse crime ever committed
3.ways to get blood stains out of carpet
4.where to hide the body
5.will pigs really eat dead bodies

all were for the same book...im more then likely on the governments watch list