Top Five Weirdest Things You've Googled

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1. Stalin (dictator) sexy

2. Stalin is a hero

3. Pregnant rape victim (please don't get offended, it was for a project)

4. Good looking dictators/ attractive dictators

5. (Insert murderer) cute




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arianaSarroyo wrote:1. Stalin (dictator) sexy

2. Stalin is a hero

3. Pregnant rape victim (please don't get offended, it was for a project)

4. Good looking dictators/ attractive dictators

5. (Insert murderer) cute


. . . I seriously don't get what you could use that information for O_o xD

Actually I found some stuff I googled..

1. Nine points on the body where one can get stabbed and survive
2. Cannibalism (images, this one)
3. Way to get to talk to a convicted criminal
4. Poisons that leave no trace
5. Building a bomb with *stuff I'm not naming because of obvious reasons*

There were also many of those not so family friendly :p
Now, guess which ones were for stories. I believe I will be back.
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In no particular order, the safe for work list looks something like this:
1. Amount of energy needed to trigger a 40 megaton nuclear warhead.
2. The name of that fish which crawls up your urethra
3. Places where Candiru live
4. How to avoid Candiru
5. Estimated cost of driving Candiru to extinction
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I love google, use it daily and often just randomly.

Among the weird things i can think of (recently)

1. What if Gandalf used meth?
2. John Hurt is butthurt
3. Who is Justin Bieber?
4. There's a guy in my closet.
5. Nuke the whales.
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1. What happens if you get hit by a pound of feathers?

2. Why is Era detergent Chuck Norris approved?

3. You (I have no idea what that was in relation to...)

4. Heyoka

5. What is $BadClus:$Bad?
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Here's my top five:

5.) Does the actor behind Voldemort have a nose?

4.) My llama is sky diving in the dance floor

3.) I hate it when velociraptors are under my bed

2.) food for boogeymen

1.) medicinal uses of goat poop

And I actually have benefited from the last one. Goat poop is really helpful!
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If you ever need some goat poop, I own 11 goats, so...ya know.
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2. Judas chair


I actually googled that. Good ol italians.


Niiice. I Googled it because I was reading the Wiki for Wire in the Blood... ;)
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Cspr wrote:
LouisCypher wrote:
2. Judas chair


I actually googled that. Good ol italians.


Niiice. I Googled it because I was reading the Wiki for Wire in the Blood... ;)


I knew about it before I grew fond of googling stuff e_o
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5. subzero mcdonald's

4. gsvrnook

3. gsvrnppl

2. cold brains

1. more like durbo man
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Reading this (the second page in particular), I've come to realize just how weird we writers must appear to the outside world (and the FBI).

It also makes me feel stupid, because I was paranoid and cleared out my chat history after I Googled my inquiries. xD

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I don't seem to be able to reproduce this, but once when I searched for "Chuck Norris" I got "You don't find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you!"
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AriaAdams wrote:I knew about it before I grew fond of googling stuff e_o


Oh, Aria, I knew I loved you for a reason. Bwahahaha.
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Probably the most bizarre thing I've EVER Googled:

Is it legal to cremate a loved one at home? (It's not, apparently)
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