"Kill" the person above you!

polinkacreations · 2011-11-27T15:57:37Z

Okay, so the idea is to invent the most original death for the person above you. Saw this on a forum somewhere, though I struggle to remember where :D 1. Yes, it can be funny. It's better if it is. 2. No, it can't be too boring (eg. died of a heart attack or hit by a car) 3. No, it can't be terribly gruesome, please. No limbs torn off. It's not what it's about. 4. Yes, it can be related to the person's name/avatar/signature and the such. 5. Be original about this! Alright, you evil minds, GO!

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Sat May 12, 2012 7:07 pm

TheDayBeforeTomorrow says... · Sat May 12, 2012 7:07 pm

Strangled by a tracker-jacker-venom-affected Peeta.

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Sat May 12, 2012 7:14 pm

Caesar says... · Sat May 12, 2012 7:14 pm

Killed by president snow as part of one of his schemes.

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Sat May 12, 2012 8:04 pm

zohali93 says... · Sat May 12, 2012 8:04 pm

Killed by a pyrimid that fell on you as the earth rotated round the sun.

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Sun May 13, 2012 3:11 am

skwmusic says... · Sun May 13, 2012 3:11 am

Tied to a giant ping pong paddle and paddled to death.

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Sun May 13, 2012 4:37 am

SidereaAquila says... · Sun May 13, 2012 4:37 am

Sucked out into the interstellar medium when your spaceship's airlock malfunctioned.

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Sun May 13, 2012 7:34 am

Caesar says... · Sun May 13, 2012 7:34 am

Choked to death in space

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Sun May 13, 2012 8:43 pm

zohali93 says... · Sun May 13, 2012 8:43 pm

Got stared down to death.

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Sun May 13, 2012 10:33 pm

turtlethatroars says... · Sun May 13, 2012 10:33 pm

got licked to death...

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