"Kill" the person above you!

polinkacreations · 2011-11-27T15:57:37Z

Okay, so the idea is to invent the most original death for the person above you. Saw this on a forum somewhere, though I struggle to remember where :D 1. Yes, it can be funny. It's better if it is. 2. No, it can't be too boring (eg. died of a heart attack or hit by a car) 3. No, it can't be terribly gruesome, please. No limbs torn off. It's not what it's about. 4. Yes, it can be related to the person's name/avatar/signature and the such. 5. Be original about this! Alright, you evil minds, GO!

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Mon May 14, 2012 5:36 pm

Caesar says... · Mon May 14, 2012 5:36 pm

Dissected.

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Mon May 14, 2012 5:38 pm

TheDayBeforeTomorrow says... · Mon May 14, 2012 5:38 pm

Ingested some poisonous chemical, one of Agatha Christie's favorite ways to kill off people. (She's a novelist...)

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I guess...

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Mon May 14, 2012 5:42 pm

Caesar says... · Mon May 14, 2012 5:42 pm

...crushed by a speeding train

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Maybe I can do something about that brain death.

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Mon May 14, 2012 5:44 pm

TheDayBeforeTomorrow says... · Mon May 14, 2012 5:44 pm

Run over by a drunk bus driver.

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what could you possibly do?

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Mon May 14, 2012 5:45 pm

Caesar says... · Mon May 14, 2012 5:45 pm

Killed by the Quizmaster

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Mon May 14, 2012 5:46 pm

turtlethatroars says... · Mon May 14, 2012 5:46 pm

hugged to death by santa!!!!

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Tue May 22, 2012 3:44 pm

turtlethatroars says... · Tue May 22, 2012 3:44 pm

Suicide by slitting throat.

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Tue May 22, 2012 4:23 pm

Caesar says... · Tue May 22, 2012 4:23 pm

Swamped in randomosity posts

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