"Kill" the person above you!

polinkacreations · 2011-11-27T15:57:37Z

Okay, so the idea is to invent the most original death for the person above you. Saw this on a forum somewhere, though I struggle to remember where :D 1. Yes, it can be funny. It's better if it is. 2. No, it can't be too boring (eg. died of a heart attack or hit by a car) 3. No, it can't be terribly gruesome, please. No limbs torn off. It's not what it's about. 4. Yes, it can be related to the person's name/avatar/signature and the such. 5. Be original about this! Alright, you evil minds, GO!

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Sat May 12, 2012 12:31 pm

TheDayBeforeTomorrow says... · Sat May 12, 2012 12:31 pm

Pushed off a skyscraper.

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Sat May 12, 2012 12:32 pm

Caesar says... · Sat May 12, 2012 12:32 pm

Pushed off of a speeding train and mauled to death by coyotes

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Sat May 12, 2012 12:35 pm

TheDayBeforeTomorrow says... · Sat May 12, 2012 12:35 pm

Marooned on an island with cannibals that eat you alive.

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Sat May 12, 2012 12:36 pm

Caesar says... · Sat May 12, 2012 12:36 pm

Yeah yeah... died a natural death aged 90

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Sat May 12, 2012 12:38 pm

TheDayBeforeTomorrow says... · Sat May 12, 2012 12:38 pm

Probably the nicest so far...
Ate a diamond.

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Sat May 12, 2012 12:39 pm

Caesar says... · Sat May 12, 2012 12:39 pm

...buried to death in a room full of hundred dollar bills, Alex Rider style

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Sat May 12, 2012 12:41 pm

TheDayBeforeTomorrow says... · Sat May 12, 2012 12:41 pm

Trampled by a herd of elephants.

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Sat May 12, 2012 12:42 pm

Caesar says... · Sat May 12, 2012 12:42 pm

Eaten by lions

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Sat May 12, 2012 12:43 pm

TheDayBeforeTomorrow says... · Sat May 12, 2012 12:43 pm

Drowned in the Pacific.

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Sat May 12, 2012 12:44 pm

Caesar says... · Sat May 12, 2012 12:44 pm

You killed yourself because I OWN RANDOMOSITY

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Sat May 12, 2012 12:46 pm

TheDayBeforeTomorrow says... · Sat May 12, 2012 12:46 pm

...ha, ha. Like that'll ever happen.
Killed by a Shade.

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Sat May 12, 2012 12:48 pm

Caesar says... · Sat May 12, 2012 12:48 pm

Eaten by Navarog

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Sat May 12, 2012 1:56 pm

TheDayBeforeTomorrow says... · Sat May 12, 2012 1:56 pm

Aw, shucks. Out of ideas.
Wait a sec! You were abducted by aliens and died in their lab.

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Sat May 12, 2012 4:29 pm

shreyashreya says... · Sat May 12, 2012 4:29 pm

Asked Ares join the United Nations. I have got nerdy ideas, sorry! :shock:

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Sat May 12, 2012 6:55 pm

Caesar says... · Sat May 12, 2012 6:55 pm

Killed by katniss

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