Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted, but you can't win either.

I wish for nothing.
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You get something incredible.

I wish that my last wish hadn't ended so terribly.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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Granted, but now all your other wishes will.

I wish that nobody would ever go hungry.




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Granted, but now everyone will starve to death because they no longer feel their hunger.

I wish that this wish doesn't end poorly.
~You can only grasp what you reach for~




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Granted, now all your other ones will.

I wish that global-warming wasn't an issue.




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Granted but instead the world over populates and we have to fight for food.

I wish that answers would come easy to me.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted. But your brain works so hard it explodes.

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted (so if u corrupt this wish, it won't be granted XD)
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Granted but then its an empty wish and through its emptiness you loose hold on reality

I wish we could understand insanity... Or God.
Well i feel the need to spin some new flavor into my writing so let's begin.
... ... aaaaand i got nada.
Well writer's block is the worst. crank randomness to level eleven.




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Granted, but you realize God is insanity... Or is insanity God?


I wish I could punch someone and not have them laugh because it's so weak!:,-(
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Granted, now they won't even acknowledge the punch.

I wish that...um...I had more wishes.




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Granted, but you waste them all.

I wish that school was over already.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Granted, but so is the world.

I wish that I could run for 5 miles and not get tired.




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Granted, but now you can't stop running.

I wish to be 120 lbs!!!
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Granted, but you get a ton of health problems.

I wish I could easily figure out my math homework.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Granted, but you will now do poorly on your next math test.

I wish I understood Geometry.
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now. So does avoiding homework and creeping around YWS!

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