Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Deadman
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Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:20 pm
Deadman says... · Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:20 pm
Granted but you waste them all.

I wish I could could come up with a good wish.
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wordsandwishes
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Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:46 pm
wordsandwishes says... · Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:46 pm
Granted, but it isn't granted.

I wish I could spell better.




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Deadman
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Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:58 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:58 pm
Granted, but know your grammar is terrible.

I wish I could have better writing skills.
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wordsandwishes
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Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:04 pm
wordsandwishes says... · Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:04 pm
Granted, but now you have horrible reading skills.

I wish I could sleep in all I wanted, and still get up on time.




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Deadman
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Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:04 pm
Deadman says... · Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:04 pm
Granted but no you are more tired when you wake up.

I wish sleep came easier.
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EnchantedPanda
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Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:21 am
EnchantedPanda says... · Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:21 am
Granted but it's a restless sleep.

I wish Earth was bigger.




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Deadman
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Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:57 pm
Deadman says... · Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:57 pm
Granted but there is less water because it's spread thin.

I wish we could solve the fuel crisis.
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It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:03 am
lilymoore says... · Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:03 am
Granted but the solutions means that now cars can't go over 30 mph.


I wish that the McRib was on the dollar menu at McDonalds.
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wordsandwishes
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Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:51 pm
wordsandwishes says... · Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:51 pm
Granted, but now nothing else is.

I wish that I could do a cartweel.




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TrueGritSB
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Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:48 am
TrueGritSB says... · Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:48 am
Granted, but whenever you want to go somewhere you have to do cartwheels to get there.

I wish I was the smartest teen in the country.
I am the author of my life.
Sadly I'm writing in pen,
And can't erase my mistakes.

"Plan B"? I have no "Plan B", because I am determined not to fail at Plan A.




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AlfredSymon
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Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:07 pm
AlfredSymon says... · Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:07 pm
Granted, but you have to drag around your newly enlarged head. It seems to be the size of an elephant...when I'm looking at it 100 yards away.

I wish that I would be a mutant. A good mutant.
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Blues
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Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:21 pm
Blues says... · Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:21 pm
Granted. You are a good mutant with a fishtail for a chin.

I wish I could stand hot temperatures.




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Deadman
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Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:33 pm
Deadman says... · Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:33 pm
Granted but now you cant stand cold temperatures.

I wish it wasn't so icy outside. (Face planted this morning....)
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Blues
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Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:58 pm
Blues says... · Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:58 pm
Granted. It is so hot now that the roads have flooded because of all the melted ice.

I wish that I was more motivated to write this story.




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deaththekid8
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Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:58 am
deaththekid8 says... · Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:58 am
Granted, You write the story but someone steals it makes millions and has you killed off to get rid of the evidence

I wish I could freeze time around me while my eyes were closed
Well i feel the need to spin some new flavor into my writing so let's begin.
... ... aaaaand i got nada.
Well writer's block is the worst. crank randomness to level eleven.



The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
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