Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted, but everyone now knows how to open your lock.

I wish i was put into a zombie apocolypse and i was the hero.
Well i feel the need to spin some new flavor into my writing so let's begin.
... ... aaaaand i got nada.
Well writer's block is the worst. crank randomness to level eleven.




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Granted, but you died a hero and I carried on without you.

I wish that this day was over already.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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the day is over, but the night will never end.

i wish pretty ladies would feed me delicious food at a moment's notice.




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Granted, but they nag you all the time.

I wish I could thing of a good wish.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Granted, but your wish is quickly corrupted in a horrible way.

I wish I had cheesecake.
I aim to misbehave.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me? --Steven Wright




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Granted, but the cheese has gone bad.

I wish I had a chocolate bar.




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Granted, but you dropped it; ants came marching on; a bike ran over it; a truck ran over it; an elephant squashed it and you pooped on it.

I wish this wish would not be corrupted.
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Granted, your wish never existed.

I wish that this wish wasn't really a wish.




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Granted, but it's corrupted anyway.

I wish I had superpowers.
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
-Plato's Symposium




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Granted, but they suck.

I wish I could just fall asleep.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Granted, you fall asleep during exams.

I wish I had chocolate right now...




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granted but it's plastic chocolate.

I wish that I wasn't sick right now and that I could actually taste stuff.
EVERY DAY MIGHT NOT BE GOOD...
BUT THERE IS SOMETHING GOOD IN EVERY DAY.


Don't be sorry your darkness is gone. I'll carry it for you.
Always. I'll keep it with mine.


Gotta catch em all!




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Granted, but now you can't see stuff.

I wish that we could lock this from already! Come on 99 pages!
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown




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Granted, but a new thread starts.

I wish I could speak every language fluently.
"Love is the name for our pursuit of wholeness, for our desire to be complete."
-Plato's Symposium




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Granted, but you can never speak the right language when you're around your friends.

I wish my performance tonight would be quick because I have tons of homework.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
-unknown



Bring something incomprehensible into the world!
— Gilles Deleuze