Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Granted, but you get eaten up by one.

I wish I was Superman.
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Granted, but you get killed by Dooms-Day.

I wish that I knew how to type without looking at the keyboard.




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Granted, but its all gibberish that you end up typing.

I wish that this night would never be over~~ There's plenty of time to sleep when we die~~ (In case you're wondering? Adam Lambert - Never Close Our Eyes.)
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Granted.

I wish you could stop listening to Adam Lambert.
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Granted but now he is listening to Justin Bieber.

I wish I could listen to any music whenever I want without any devices.
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Granted, but you have no volume control.

I wish that there was no such thing as bad food.




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Granted, but now the only food that exists is candy, and it doesn't have enough nutritional value to keep people alive.

I wish for it to snow on Christmas.
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Granted, but there's blood in the snow.

I wish that the world wouldn't end.
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Granted, but everyone you know dies.

I wish it would quit raining.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
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"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
-Winston Churchill

It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted, but all water on earth disappears.

I wish that the earth didn't have problems with overpopulation.




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Granted, but everyone dies.

I wish that eternal life could be found.
"If you're going through hell, keep going."
-Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
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It is impossible to reason with idiots.
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Granted, but only you can have eternal life so you have to watch all of your friends and family grow old and die.

I wish I could fly
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Granted, but you can't land.

I wish I could breathe underwater.




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Granted but now you can't breathe in anything but water, so when you try to spend time on land, you can't breathe the oxygen and you die.

I wish I could take a vacation in Europe.
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Granted, but there's nobody there but you.

I wish that...um...that I had more wishes.



I cannot separate the aesthetic pleasure of seeing a butterfly and the scientific pleasure of knowing what it is.
— Vladmir Nabokov