Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted but once you open them everything has made up for the lost time.

I wish I had the will power to do something.

Granted, but it's the willpower to jump off a cliff.

I wish I could sleep late on school days without missing the bus.

Granted but you are late to school anyway.

I wish I could write better reviews.

you do but we don't accept them and bann you because you think your better than us

I wish i could understand how prezi works

Granted, but now you don't know anything else.

I wish I had wings.

Granted but know you must eat more to support the amount of calories you consume while using them.

I wish I could do things without consequences.

Granted, but as a consequence, no one will ever thank you for anything you do.

I wish I was happier :3

Granted, now you cry just as easily as you laugh. ^_^

I wish I could stay inside my imagination and keep creating fantasy worlds lol ...

Granted but your mind keeps turning to horror and you end up in your worst nightmares

I wish I wasn't dying from this cold.

Granted, but now you are melting from the heat.

I hope I get the 999,999th post

Granted but it somehow gets deleted.

I wish I had a wish to post here.

Granted but you waste it.

I wish this computer didn't give me troubles when I try to access YWS.

Granted, but now the computer has self awareness and doesn't allow you access to anything but YWS, because it has a mean personality.

I wish I could remember to feed my fish everyday.

Granted but I gets too fat and dies.

I wish that I didn't have so much Spanish homework!

Granted but then you have an over abundant amount of free time on your hands, so you require a hobby. You ask around but nothing strikes your fancy. Finally you go to the Grand Canyon to scream in frustration and by accident your voice creates a fracture a dislodges a huge chunk of earth, reshaping whole canyon. Eco terrorists kidnap you and beat you up for altering a national landmark and spend an entire 3 months teaching you why you shouldn't scream, with the help of duct tape, hornets, and a cattle prod. Finally they release you and when you go home you get an email saying you have missed all the homework for this quarter/semester/whatever and you have failed. You are being expelled as you read this note and your parents can't stand the sight of you taking up room in their house any longer so they kick you out on the street. You meet a nice drug dealer who agrees to show you the ropes but it turns out he is also a gambler and got into trouble with the mob so he has to knock you out and take your organs for the black market. Now your dead.

I wish i didn't lose the Game.