If you were the opposite sex... (16+)

Zion · 2005-12-13T00:56:47Z

Imagine this scenario. Guys: You wake up one morning and you find you room covered in Brtney Spears posters, NSYNC, all the walls are pink with flower stickers on them, you sleep on a pink bed with stars and unicorns, you have boobs and a vagina. Girls: You wake up one morning and you find your room covered in Slipknot posters, Eminem, skulls hang from the window shutters, bunch a condoms, porn magazines and sox lay covered on the bed floor. The room reeks of urnie and rotten tomatoes, you sleep in a balck and white bed, and theres a "blowling doll" next to you, you have an unshaved beard, you have a flat chest and a penis. In short, what would you do if you were the opposite sex? How would you react?

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:22 am

Griffinkeeper says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:22 am

zelithon wrote:Ah. So they think of ugly girl sex. Or they think about sex in politics.

*Zaps her* WRONG!!!! As for seven seconds, let's peer into my own thoughts here.

"Let's see, one man this is, two boring, three I wish I could, four do something, five like, six I don't know, SEX seven."

I guess it works?

Hope, your head would explode at the sheer animal simplicity of the male mind. In case your wondering why we do what we do, there is simply one answer:
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SEX!

That is really all it is on the simplest level. Even Bobo, he is nice because it will ultimately get him the girl of his dreams.

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:22 am

The Silent Aviator says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:22 am

zelithon wrote:There should be an invention, to cover it. So that boys can think as many happy thoughts as they want.

You're a kind, gracious woman

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:25 am

ladydark says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:25 am

riiiight...

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

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For thou hast made the happy earth thy hell,
Fill'd it with cursing cries and deep exclaims." (Richard III 1.2) Shakespeare

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:29 am

Hope says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:29 am

Thanks Griffinkeeper for explaining all that to me. :wink:

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:30 am

Dargquon Ql'deleodna says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:30 am

Griffinkeeper wrote:
zelithon wrote:Ah. So they think of ugly girl sex. Or they think about sex in politics.

*Zaps her* WRONG!!!! As for seven seconds, let's peer into my own thoughts here.

"Let's see, one man this is, two boring, three I wish I could, four do something, five like, six I don't know, SEX seven."

I guess it works?

Hope, your head would explode at the sheer animal simplicity of the male mind. In case your wondering why we do what we do, there is simply one answer:
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
SEX!

That is really all it is on the simplest level. Even Bobo, he is nice because it will ultimately get him the girl of his dreams.

*shakes his head*

im sorry, YOU FAIL

Life's a B*tch, slap it upside the head.

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:30 am

The Silent Aviator says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:30 am

ladydark wrote::roll: riiiight...

Just read the previous page, Lady...

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:37 am

ladydark says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:37 am

no thank you!

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

"Foul devil, for God's sake, hence, and trouble us not;
For thou hast made the happy earth thy hell,
Fill'd it with cursing cries and deep exclaims." (Richard III 1.2) Shakespeare

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:39 am

Snoink says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:39 am

Grif: just think of gryphons.

On second thought, don't.

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:41 am

Dargquon Ql'deleodna says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:41 am

that was creepy *shudders* yea that was great think of griffins very odd perversion there

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:41 am

zelithon says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:41 am

Are girls really that much better?

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:42 am

Dargquon Ql'deleodna says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:42 am

some... not all... i know.... the band teaches you much...... and some guys are better than some girls

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:46 am

The Silent Aviator says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:46 am

Dargquon Ql'deleodna wrote:some... not all... i know.... the band teaches you much...... and some guys are better than some girls

True.
I know exactly who you're reffering to.

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:48 am

Snoink says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:48 am

zelithon wrote:Are girls really that much better?

Obviously not, since we're the people thinking this up. XD

Our sexual trends, thank goodness, are a lot more hidden, and guys are SO clueless.

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:52 am

The Silent Aviator says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:52 am

Crap, I double-posted.
Computer screwin' up again.

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:55 am

Dargquon Ql'deleodna says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 4:55 am

Snoink wrote:Our sexual trends, thank goodness, are a lot more hidden, and guys are SO clueless.

that is correct, i am always clueless as to what is going on this thier heads, but i would realy like to know, but that wont happen, so ill be clueless and confuzed and when i get confuzed i go crazy so i will go insane.. :lol:

Life's a B*tch, slap it upside the head.

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