Isn't Cassidy a girls name?...and surely, if you'd turned into a guy overnight, your name wouldn't be the same as it was when you were a girl? I mean come on, a dude called Alice or something?...it doesn't work.
And by the way, Zelithon...I could totally do the bitchy gay thing.
'Hush, hush!' I whispered; 'people can have many cousins and of all sorts, Miss Cathy, without being any the worse for it; only they needn't keep their company, if they be disagreeable and bad. — Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights
