If you were the opposite sex... (16+)

ow, that would hurt lots when you took it off.... ow..... yea that too didnt really want to mention that


oh oooh

there is a joke my friend told me it has to do with the tape, this guy really like this girl, but whenever he saw her he had this big ass ereciton and couldnt hide it, one day he finaly asked her out to a movie, so as to kide the erection he taped his dick to his leg. when he came to pick her up she opened the door and he kicked her in the face.

xD

A well placed book or binder also works if you're at school...

Why are we talking about this?

cuz zel feels like knowing

Jeans(if their tight around the waste), and try and stop staring at the girls, and what you would do to them...

or loose jeans, very loose

This is interesting information.

If I was a guy I would try to figure out what went on in their heads (after I woke up screaming).

Wow. uh... I did not expect that much info. Thanks?
That joke was funny. But maybe this should be rated. Ah, tomorrow I will figure it out. There should be an invention, to cover it. So that boys can think as many happy thoughts as they want.

Bobo must think nasty thoughts too much and thats why he knows that

we dont need inventions............ at least some of us dont, cuz some of us can control our feelinngs and emotions. and dirty thoughts unlike others i know

Oui oui, Darq. And some of us don't like girls for the same reasons as others, if that makes any sense at all. Some of us are good boys.

Ah, but don't personalitys turn you on?
Boys my age are supposed think about sex every 7 seconds, so wuoldent they (statisticuly) have boy problems every 7 seconds? If i were a boy, I probibly wuolden't though.

Uh... sure they think about sex every 7 seconds... but even so, that doesn't necessarily activate their, er, attack mode.

I think the psychologists who come up with that number are so horny themselves that they subliminally make the number more frequent than it is.

bobo , you hit the jack pot, and good personalities arent always turn ons, and every 7 seconds huh, not really if you go through school with the same girls for years upon years, and they are total snobs and turn offs. im a good boy......

Ah. So they think of ugly girl sex. Or they think about sex in politics.

zelithon wrote:Ah. So they think of ugly girl sex

good god no, total turn off right there