If you were the opposite sex... (16+)

Zion · 2005-12-13T00:56:47Z

Imagine this scenario. Guys: You wake up one morning and you find you room covered in Brtney Spears posters, NSYNC, all the walls are pink with flower stickers on them, you sleep on a pink bed with stars and unicorns, you have boobs and a vagina. Girls: You wake up one morning and you find your room covered in Slipknot posters, Eminem, skulls hang from the window shutters, bunch a condoms, porn magazines and sox lay covered on the bed floor. The room reeks of urnie and rotten tomatoes, you sleep in a balck and white bed, and theres a "blowling doll" next to you, you have an unshaved beard, you have a flat chest and a penis. In short, what would you do if you were the opposite sex? How would you react?

thegirlwhofateloves

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Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:39 pm

thegirlwhofateloves says... · Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:39 pm

....*is vauguely disturbed that she actually would hit on a selection of her own friends.....*....

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Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:26 pm

NovaRose says... · Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:26 pm

NO!!! I HAVE the ANSWER! It's so simple, I can't believe I didn't think of it!

I'd kiss my elbow.

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Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:49 pm

Dargquon Ql'deleodna says... · Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:49 pm

Bobo wrote:NO!!! I HAVE the ANSWER! It's so simple, I can't believe I didn't think of it!

I'd kiss my elbow.

w00t, ellbow kissing,...... and that is the answer, bwahazhahahahaha

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Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:35 pm

Doctor Kitty says... · Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:35 pm

Of course, for you girls, you'll soon learn that the moment you think of naughty things, everyone within a 10-foot radius knows about it. xD Then you'll gradually learn what I call "Concealment Tactics."

If I was a girl I would so be a lesbian.

Don't call me a perv or anything, but I'd have to...er...check stuff out, you know...For...Deeper understanding...Yeah.

XD

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:00 am

zelithon says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:00 am

What ARE concealment tactics? :shock:

I am a naughty girl for being curios... But still my friends say they catch boys thinking naughty thoughts all the time and I can't figure anyone out. :shock:

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:09 am

Griffinkeeper says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:09 am

You guys/gals should really get your minds out of the gutter. Seriously.

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:12 am

ConvolutedEmpty says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:12 am

But, Gryf! I like the gutter! It has a huge flat screen t.v., and the scenery is excellent! Having been in my gutter for so long... I've learned to make do by making it a comfortable place, and, as a result, I'm considerably pleased with it, and am making no plans to leave it anytime soon...

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:14 am

Zion says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:14 am

*thumbs up for Convulted Empty*

.....whats a gutter anyway :shock:

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:04 am

Snoink says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:04 am

Griffinkeeper wrote:You guys/gals should really get your minds out of the gutter. Seriously.

Except for Bobo. He really needs to get it in there, lol.

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:12 am

Doctor Kitty says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:12 am

What ARE concealment tactics? Shocked

*Looks at Zel's age and gender.

Not telling.

By the way, this topic was just asking to be dirty, and dirty it up we did.

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:20 am

Dargquon Ql'deleodna says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:20 am

gaaaaaaaaa

dam this topic, it puts .... things into

my

brain

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

unclean unclean!!!!! 8-[ O:) 8-[ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$ :-$

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:03 am

zelithon says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:03 am

Just putting it out there: I know about erections but would like to know how boys HIDE them, the "tactics" not what the tactics are 4. I am not innocent. [-X

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:06 am

ladydark says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:06 am

-gasps- how would you know little Z? and why do you want to know how they hide them... I know how, and I feel sorry for them sometimes, but you will not get the answer out of me :wink:

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:07 am

Dargquon Ql'deleodna says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:07 am

a) slouch allot (very common and works well)
b) wear a large jacket
c)hands over groin

something to build off of...

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:23 am

NovaRose says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:23 am

Duct tape works for those who are thinking nasty thoughts too much.

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