If you were the opposite sex... (16+)

Incidentally, I started as a wad of gum in some lady's stomach...

How ironic!

ohmagawd....like, all hell just like, totally brake loose... People, if youre into sex education send some of us older people a msg m'kay? reading this stuff is a little.....disturbing *thinks of Grif's odd griffin perversion* shutupshutupshutupshutup!!!

sabradan wrote:

The Silent Aviator wrote:

sabradan wrote:
Also, sex is neither naughty or dirty, when done in a loving, monagamous relationship, and with ample protection.

I agree. The only sex humans have should be between husband/wife...


...then came Griffin...*shakes head*
jk!

That doesnt mean "marriage". It just means a loving relationship between two people, who feel they are ready to express their love physically. Basically, I meant people who are at least of legal age, and who have been dating for a while.

Whats wrong with a threesome? Of a foursome? Or a friggin orgy?

I'm confused by whoever said that they'd ask themselves out. I mean, if I turned into a guy, would there still be a female me wandering around?.....what if I accidentally slept with her by mistake....????....euwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....that's like an advanced form of masturbation.......

And I agree with Galatea - because sex is too good to not share with more than one person....

Threesome?....Foursome?....Orgy......? Me? Noooooooooooooooo....... 8-[
*looks shify and runs away to save further questioning*

:twsited: Hey I like the idea of me being shared with to hawt japanese chicks but I dont think thats gonna happend any time soon...there are no japan chicks anywhere around.

People say what were you do if you were the opposite sex. The stuff youre posting gives me a huge....headache, lol!

*sighs* Unfortunately, I am not a hot japanese chick.....hey ho lol.
....I'm a hot white chick!!!!! meh.

*eyes Butterfly Lady* oh reaaaaaaaaalyy? o.O

jk jk jk

*sighs several times for effect* nope actually. I'm a total wart hog really.
HA! None of you know what I look like!!!!! Mwahahahahahaa......

sabradan wrote:

The Silent Aviator wrote:

sabradan wrote:
Also, sex is neither naughty or dirty, when done in a loving, monagamous relationship, and with ample protection.

I agree. The only sex humans have should be between husband/wife...


...then came Griffin...*shakes head*
jk!

That doesnt mean "marriage". It just means a loving relationship between two people, who feel they are ready to express their love physically. Basically, I meant people who are at least of legal age, and who have been dating for a while.

CORRECTION-Then I only partially agree with you.

I agree with Silent Aviator there, but that isn't the topic of this thread...

And... erm... the actually topic is a bit... um... *looks extremely uncomfortable* I think that if I woke up and was a guy I would scream, be freaked because my voice wasn't as high pitched as it should have been, and then bury myself under the covers to go back to sleep and hope that when I woke up the next time I would be my good ol' self again. *shudders* But I don't like to think about it... *walks away shuddering some more*

Galatea wrote:*laughs* Sex after marriage is overrated. Learn well now, so you may please your committed later.

Never said anything about marriage, Gal. My dad told this little gem when I was 16 years old: "Never buy the car without taking it for a testdrive first" And he wasn't referring to my search for an automobile.

Of course, the purpose of a car is for driving. I feel sorry for the woman (or man) who is married for the purpose that her/his spouse can, eh, "drive" her/him.

Agreed. Sex is 1000x better when you are committed to your partner.

If I were a male.... I'd probably be awkwardly attracted to men... therefore I'd be a Brad....

Women... ugh, tend to be.... odd.... (O_O)