If you were the opposite sex... (16+)

Zion · 2005-12-13T00:56:47Z

Imagine this scenario. Guys: You wake up one morning and you find you room covered in Brtney Spears posters, NSYNC, all the walls are pink with flower stickers on them, you sleep on a pink bed with stars and unicorns, you have boobs and a vagina. Girls: You wake up one morning and you find your room covered in Slipknot posters, Eminem, skulls hang from the window shutters, bunch a condoms, porn magazines and sox lay covered on the bed floor. The room reeks of urnie and rotten tomatoes, you sleep in a balck and white bed, and theres a "blowling doll" next to you, you have an unshaved beard, you have a flat chest and a penis. In short, what would you do if you were the opposite sex? How would you react?

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:58 pm

Bjorn says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:58 pm

Woah people! I'm afraid we're gonna end up being shut down because some 30 year old balding man is gonna rape like all the chicks on this site! Arvandor-How could you not fortell this?'What happened if you woke up as the opposite 'SEX'. The minute girls and boys who have hit puberty see this word, they start frisking around with each other: Come one and especially all, to the YWS Orgy-we write stuff, on peoples naked bodies, with whipped cream and choclate sauce!!! THIS IS MAD PEOPLE! And I'm not just saying this because I'll probably not get anyone....

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:00 pm

Duskglimmer says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:00 pm

*blinks* yeah... okay... I'm leaving...

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Boo. SPEW is watching.

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:09 pm

Zion says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:09 pm

Someone had a bad dream of being a chick.... :lol:

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:11 pm

zelithon says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:11 pm

Practice makes perfect!

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Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:48 pm

Griffinkeeper says... · Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:48 pm

The Silent Aviator wrote:
sabradan wrote:
Also, sex is neither naughty or dirty, when done in a loving, monagamous relationship, and with ample protection.

I agree. The only sex humans have should be between husband/wife...

...then came Griffin...*shakes head*
jk!

Don't bring me into this...

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Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:32 am

Doctor Kitty says... · Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:32 am

peoples naked bodies, with whipped cream and choclate sauce!!!

MMmmm.....

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Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:33 am

zelithon says... · Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:33 am

No one remembered the bananas. :cry:

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Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:25 am

Dargquon Ql'deleodna says... · Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:25 am

zelithon wrote:No one remembered the bananas.

my lunch table has some perverted problems with bananas...... why ... why did my mom have to pack on ein my lunch.

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Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:52 am

sabradan says... · Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:52 am

Galatea wrote:Agreed. Sex is 1000x better when you are committed to your partner.

read my previous posts, then. Basically, you said more or less what I was trying unsuccessfully to get across.

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Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:37 am

NovaRose says... · Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:37 am

Hm... this thread is getting close to an R rating. Somehow, that rape comment wasn't funny. Can't imagine why...

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Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:39 am

Dargquon Ql'deleodna says... · Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:39 am

rape commets arent funnny, and this should have a rating who ever started it, put one on ..

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Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:40 am

NovaRose says... · Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:40 am

It does have a rating. But I'll add a rating to the title, since that's required as well i think.

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Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:41 am

Dargquon Ql'deleodna says... · Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:41 am

k

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Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:58 am

Doctor Kitty says... · Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:58 am

My lunch table has a perverted problem with everything. Say anything, and it WILL be converted to innuendo.

But yeah. NO rape jokes please. There is nothing funny about rape.

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