If you were the opposite sex... (16+)

Bobo wrote:...If I woke up the opposite sex... I don't know what I'd do, but it would never happen, so I don't think about it.

(lol Nice one!)

Then again, if you had a talented plastic surgeon and a few thousand dollars...

let's not go there

Erethror wrote:I'm absolutely unlike that!(though I usually just throw on what I had the other day, unless theres something cleaner lying about...I ist neine fashion nazist!).

I'd check if they were implants, and if they were, I'd curse myself for not being biologically perfect, and hope they don't 'get in the way', if they were real...well. I would tear down the Nsync and Brit Spears, and burn them, after ripping them in many pieces. I would then request my parents do a blue paint job. Then I would put on my usual posters, and wear basically the same clothes(Black Sweater and Black Pants...and White Socks[long live the Knee-High White Socks! Which never come off!]. I would basically do the same things, and be into the same things, only I'd tease my friends, and put them off (if I were a girl, nothing would change for them ) I'd have blue finger-nails, though no piercings or lipstick(that stuffs made out of like fish guts), and worm my way into the secret world of 'girls', and see how many of them are really lesbians(there's at least 2 in each of my classes... ). I'd probably be bi in that case, gay men are just...................sick. And finally....well that's about it. It'd be strange touching myself though....think abotu that guys

along the lines of this, but it would never happen, but yea .... that would be creepy....... but there will be major variations to this little thingy/quote, but pretty much along that

I would probably find myself so sexy, that I would try to masturbate...

But, of course, that attempt would probably fail, so then I'll probably wake up in a hospital. Surrounded by a bunch of adoring nurses... definitely not cool. So I would get out and then promptly get killed in a car accident.

So that's why insurance for guys is so expensive!

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so cruel to us guys

If that ever happened to me... I'd wake up, look at myself, scream bloody murder. Run to a mirror, strip down to nothing, stare at myself in horror for about 5 minutes... Then I'd be trying stuff out with this new found reproductive organ, after that. I'd regain who I once truly was, and cry. Begging to be changed back into female, because as everyone knows... GIRLS RULE
Lady \:D/

ladydark wrote:... Then I'd be trying stuff out with this new found reproductive organ...

*turns ghastly white and drops dead but still manages to die laughing *

lolololol

Okay i would probably die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If not then (mumbles something) cool eh lol

Hahaaa! You guys are sick!

Afterwards Id stand up for mens rights and start posing for playboy. Move as west as possible, (germany, france, etc. etc.) Manchester, do every YWS member thats a UK-citizen (that including Jack and Bob) and go to the USofA, to continue my quest there. After a few months id be a ruthless rising playboy star, and start my one underware line and open a penthouse. All in all, id be a slut...

OoOoOooooo....(starts anticipating YWS chicks to flame poor lil ol Arvy for posting this stuff )

-grabs arvy, and throws him off a cliff-

Lady

I'd have a jolly good old look and then probably try to give myself a blow job.
Don't look at me like that....from what I've heard, there are a lot of dudes I know who've tried to do a rainbow....bit wrong, actually, I think, so scrap that idea.
Oh, I know!!!! I'd do guy stuff (undefinable, sleeping, etc) and creep into the guys changing rooms!!!! I mean, you do shower, after sport, right?!
Sorted

1. Shower after sports? 80% of the males do. Thats were everyone goes experimental and all, if ye know what I mean...
2. Giving yourself a blowjob? Gurl, that was SO predictable, but trust me, you have to be an athletic to do so. Rearly doesn anyone amange to do that stuff.

Ary....I'd be showering with the fit sporty dudes....I would be an athlete! You didn't specify what we were.....he he he...lol
Very few guys manage it?....Arvy....?....actually, I DON'T wanna know!!!!! lol

Hmm. I wonder if I'd be a hot dude... I would hit on my girl friends, LOL.

"Hey 'Nifer, you lookin' mighty fine in that uniform..."

"Ooh Jenna, baby, turn down the heat!"

Maybe it'd be kind of fun for awhile... no female isssues!

ARI!!!! I'm shocked!!!
I'd be hot. Definately.

thegirlwhofateloves wrote:Ary....I'd be showering with the fit sporty dudes....I would be an athlete! You didn't specify what we were.....he he he...lol
Very few guys manage it?....Arvy....?....actually, I DON'T wanna know!!!!! lol

God..where do you people get these ideas? sheeesh....


Princess Ari, you go gurl lol wouldnt be fun to hit on your best friends wihtout them knowing its accutally you?