If you were the opposite sex... (16+)

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I'm pretty clueless, though the more I hang around girls the more I find out...

My lunch table is all girls except me. I learn stuff. Most of it stuff I really didn't want to hear. But, yeah.

I like my girlfriend because she has a great personality; but the fact that she's hot is a plus, too. :wink:

By the way, I don't think about sex every 7 seconds. I haven't thought about sex in the past 2 hours. Or atleast I don't think I have...

*goes to bed*




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* and he dreams about sex
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just like you :?
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I dream about you... Hey do you know MisterWaffles in real life? :o
If I was a boy I wuold also change my name to Loyd, tis a hot name. :D :wink:
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so you dream about me huh, i feel better, what do you lok like, should i be afraid or happy, or turned on or perverted, i dont know what i would be called maybe jsut the girl verson of my name i dunno what that is maybe willimina

my name is william if you didn tknow
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Yep, Wish Bone, the girl version is Willimina, I call my cuosin, william thoughs all the time and he freaks out :D .
You shuold be turned on. :wink: I am a sexy athletic beast. Meow. :lol:
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Dargquon Ql'deleodna wrote:just like you :?


Nice one!
LMFAO :lol: :)




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post a picture , i used to watch a show called wish bone when i was a kid, i think i still have one of those books buried in my closet, it was about a talking dog, some episodes creeped me out, especialy the time macine (creepy things leave imprints on my mind) i was like 5 and i would cower behind the couch peeking to see if it was over.

post a picture and ill find out, personalities dont really turn me on, but thats the reason i like people is for thier personalities
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Alas! I can not post a picture cause although I trust people here, there might be a creepy. I am tallish, blondish, blue green orange eye-ish (everybody says they are cool :P ) and am "slender" oh and I have some freckles and amale.
so I basically look like this:
:elephant:
aren't I hot? :mrgreen:
What do you look like? Brown curly hair? Freaky tall?
:lol:
If I was a boy I wuold totally ask my girl self out. :P
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Bobo wrote:Oui oui, Darq. And some of us don't like girls for the same reasons as others, if that makes any sense at all. Some of us are good boys.

So, you don't like boobies? Or butts?....a shame.

Also, sex is neither naughty or dirty, when done in a loving, monagamous relationship, and with ample protection. As for the topic at hand: would I still have "my" brain/instincts of a guy, or would I think/act like a girl?
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sabradan wrote:
Also, sex is neither naughty or dirty, when done in a loving, monagamous relationship, and with ample protection.


I agree. The only sex humans have should be between husband/wife...


...then came Griffin...*shakes head* :)
jk!




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The Silent Aviator wrote:
sabradan wrote:
Also, sex is neither naughty or dirty, when done in a loving, monagamous relationship, and with ample protection.


I agree. The only sex humans have should be between husband/wife...


...then came Griffin...*shakes head* :)
jk!

That doesnt mean "marriage". It just means a loving relationship between two people, who feel they are ready to express their love physically. Basically, I meant people who are at least of legal age, and who have been dating for a while.
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Actually, I look at a girl's face mostly, especially her eyes. Although I do still like a nice body, as any natural human would (male or female).

By the way, Aviator, you can click the X box on one of your double posts and delete it. Just FYI so you don't have to feel embarrased about it.




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*laughs* Sex after marriage is overrated. Learn well now, so you may please your committed later. ;)
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And yet, aren't you honored when it's their first time? BUT! Let's not turn this into a debate, eh? (lol, look who's talking :roll:)



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