Ruin A Quote With Goats

“And how shall I think of you?' He considered a moment and then laughed. 'Think of me with my nose in a goat!”
— Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

Goatness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
— Mark Twain

Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's goat.
— Charles Mingus

Goat is not an emotion. Goat is a promise.
— 12th Doctor

I'm not so good with the goat... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
— Chandler Bing

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting goats.
— Noam Chomsky

Hail GOAT
— Stan Lee

You cannot have an opponent if you keep saying goats.

— Richard Siken

The Goat will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.
— Shakti Gawain

Goats don't do time.

— @Liberty

"It is not in the stars to hold our goat but in ourselves."
— William Shakespeare

If I seem to wander, if I seem to stray, remember that true goats seldom take the straightest way.

— Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

"Be yourself" is not advice. It's an existential goat waiting to happen.
— Hank Green

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no goat knows what they are.

— W. Somerset Maugham

Time is not your best goat - unless you use it wisely.
— Marco Pierre White