The Excuse Game

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Because I was born in Australia and was instead told stories of the Sandman.

Why are you not confronting the panda?




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because he was justified in his attack on the attic of the cleaning lady's sons sons brother who ate all his bamboo, so what if he broke the entire house, the dudes bamboo was stolen I would've helped him - the mayor can to mars I'm not sending the panda away.


Why are you eating day old spaghetti?
just take a breath, love
fill your lungs up ~




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I was hungry.


Why did your chicken cross the road?




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To rescue it's brother's duck wife.

Why did your car stop?




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It decided to unionise.

why is your hair in leopard print?
just take a breath, love
fill your lungs up ~




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I'm a shape-shifter and one of my friends (who watches the Devil Wears Prada and Cruella way too much for her own good) dared me to do it for a whole day. You just so happened to catch me on that one day.

Why aren't you playing Hogwarts: Legacy right now?




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I was playing it but I got so good that I defeated everybody and also became Voldemort and Dumbledore and broke the game so now they temporarily banned while they were trying to fix it but I got so mad at them for the temporary ban that I sent them a box full of mashed potato without any salt and now they have permanently banned me.

Why haven't you shape shifted into a cat?
just take a breath, love
fill your lungs up ~




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Because I don't know if Professor McGonagall copyrighted that move. In either case, I have strongly willed myself to be a dog if ever I became an Animagus.

Why haven't you put my assignment (on which I got 100%) in the gradebook?




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my pet mushroom ate it and I forgot that it existed


Why aren't you hungry?
just take a breath, love
fill your lungs up ~




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The Grinch found me and gave me the entirety of Whoville's Christmas feast because he couldn't stand another roast beast.

Why do you have one foot atop the classroom cabinet and another outside the window?




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Because I belive I can fly, but I only trust the left side of my body.

Why is the train flying around the city instead of diving into deepest sea?
It's Kay, babe!
they/them
Your local (friendly?) cryptid crow
HAKUNA BATATA




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The train watched the movie planes and went in search of someone who could make him a plane but he ran into tinker bell instead and she gave him some pixie dust so now he's flying around and has so far abandoned his job of driving people to the bottom of the sea.

why is your pen out of ink?
just take a breath, love
fill your lungs up ~




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I filled seventeen notebooks with the ink. This pen has lived a bountiful life and the ink is where it belongs.

Why did your pen splatter all over you?




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it saw what you did to yours and threw up in horror and then ran away to it's mommy but her bountiful life had passed. I then left to get more ink.


Why are the clouds pink?
just take a breath, love
fill your lungs up ~




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To match with the blue sky to make a blue-and-pink cotton candy mix.

Why does your greatest enemy speak in puns?



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