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I didn't begin to hate Waldo until I found him in the middle of the last paragraph. The only hint I could fit in there in time was "despicable" in ...

Oh yes this is 100% comedic. I should probably indicate that, huh? In my creative writing class, everyone else is writing their college entrance essays (because everyone else is a ...

Apparently Phaedra in Latin means Overlord. o_o

"A while later, the man came back in quietly, as if he didn%u2019t want to interrupt the conversation that wasn%u2019t going on between Cabot and Jay." This was supposed to ...

Umm... No not really. ^^; But interesting interpretation~

Aha. That makes a lot of sense, thank you. The rest of the poem just seemed so terrible that I guess I couldn't see that hope at the end. And ...

Yes it was inspired by an actual picture.

Haha thanks for the review! This is so old. :) I wrote it like a year ago. Great to see you reviewing, that's the main function of this site. ^_^

This is so true. Thank you for the beautiful simple light this shines on those Of The Metal Mouth. If you ask me, salt water taffy is the biggest tragedy ...

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mwhahaaaa! I love knowing all these things as the author. THEY SHALL ALL BE REVEALED! (in due time) Thanks for your review! :D And that part with the portal, how ...

AHA! I could not get that line to fit no matter how hard I tried. Thankyouthankyou.

Thanks for your ideas, but for the most part, they were intentional to keep the rhythm. This is writen with iambic pentameter (duh-DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH-duh-DUH) so I can only have 10 syllables,

If you've read Cyrano De Bergerac you'd know, but he has a huge nose that he thinks is a monstrosity, and that's the thing that's making him feel ugly enough ...

Whut. AND IM TAKING PRECALCULUS. excuse me I think I need to see my gastroenterologist.