Rincewind

First things first lads n lasses, I would like to give a quick sum-up of what the Hamstring series of stories entails (no pun intended). Quite near the beginning of ...

He says don’t worry as she says goodbye. Her pace is hurried while his is denied. His look is his last and her look was her own. His hair is ...

My trigger finger is set. I’ve got it aimed at your head. One pull, and I can finally begin to forget. I swear to you it wont hurt. I promise ...

-------------------------------------HAMSTRING’S FIRST BIRTHDAY-------------------------------------------------- A family of cats lived in the sunroom of a quaint white bungalow on a dry brown road

Let's get this ball rolling. Metaphorically, and as you will see, quite literally. A gargantuan boulder bore down the same mountainside that TripTik Flotesyerbote had just so happened to stop ...

-----------This is just a tid-bit------------------------------ A family of cats rose – slightly more lazily than your average house-cats – to a brilliantly inviting mid-day sun. The five cats had

Rated R for language, and excessive violence PAMLOST - The Post Apocalyptic Major League of Softball Tournament. As the alarm clock buzzed, a baseball glove slammed it off the bedside ...

---------Rated R for language and violence.---------- Bastien sat in an old wooden rocking chair. It’s creaking was the only thing that broke the unbearable silence. He rocked slowly back and ...

----Rated R for language, sexual content, and drug abuse-------- Have you ever seen a puppet cry? Its gotta be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. There's so much despair in ...

Chapter I: Provisions – Fyrebrand the King of Vendragons (half man, half dragon) comes down from his keep and picks up armour and supplies for his journey. Bartender gives him ...

Throughout history, Vendragons, commonly known as Not-dragons, were a widely discriminated race. For a large majority of their existence they were sold as weapons of war and tools of mass ...

- read the title backwards for a hint as to what the story is about - - rated R for language violence and gore. - The Dance of Death Step ...

Gonna try to write an improvisational story, section by section, periodically. Never ever done it before, so it should be interesting. Lets keep it set in the present. Foonkerpop. See. ...

-----Rated PG-13 for language ------- “There’s something wrong. Tell me. Caprice, you’ve got to. I can’t stand to see you like this.” He pulled her by her shirt sleeve so ...

The strange logic in your clumsiest line stayed emblazoned on my mind break up the family and lets begin to live our lives I went to see all my friends ...

---------Rated Pg-13 for language and a boner--------- Dip, I Edward Grinshaw was the sheriff of Merrington County. He was an assertive and confident man. He considered himself damn well near ...

------Rated R for language, gore, and generally terrible situations---------------- Step 2: The origin of Phillip O’Delao I Vincent O’Delao was a rancher. He owned half of Merrington’s half-doze

the city has lost a certain hold inside it feels so worn being chained to this life i've been around and seen one hundred scenes where those who dare to ...

all sewn up pull out the seams take your call your voice is static far from my head I burn the page images are blurred am I afraid? around my ...

This is a story about a pickle named Pete and his life in his artists' loft in Dill, British Columbia. A new day dawned and the weather was giving all ...

Anything but “i” in Francais. By: Tyl r F in r A tiny thing which haunts my words. A drug with which I talk to birds. A lucky mark on ...

We move like cagey tigers, oh We couldn’t get closer that this The way we talk The way we walk The way we stalk The way we hiss We slip ...

Let me forget let me forget Or let me go let me go I'll keep it quiet as a whisper I'll keep it low low low Never The biggest word ...

Nothing ever changes Nothing ever moves I swim around in circles In the same old lifeless room And talk about the mirror man The whispers in my ear again The ...

The wind blew madly. The horizon had dimmed and taken on a shade of grey so terribly threatening that one would feel the very sky was at war with the ...