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Renard

You're beauty isn't registering on my scale because I don't have x-ray vision

  • Poetry » Humor, Other Re: My Favorite Fuzzy Sweater

    I was sad and depressed, but not any longer This sweater rids me of my woes. I have never known anyone describe so accurately what it feels like to be ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Poetry » Narrative, Humor Re: The Cockroach Encounter

    Not. What. I. Expected. This part was my favourite: 'Days passed, but the loner insect lay there still, Gosh! At night, this gave me frightening chills. Owing to my species’ ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Horror, Humor Re: Inside the Cookie Jar

    Me again. XD Personally, I would have started with this: 'The Cookie Jar was just a regular jar, you couldn't see inside it. It was a shade of red that ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Poetry » Realistic, Humor Re: 'End of Year' Poem

    Merry Christmas to all, try not to die Have a safe and happy holiday My message to you; live life to the fullest every single day. I was about to ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Poetry » Dramatic, Lyrical Re: Sin Again

    Ok, so I can see why this got a language warning. Lulz. I guess everyone can be expressive in their own way and I do approve of such language in ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Poetry » Dramatic, General Re: Itna-tsirhc

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. XD I read the words backwards and I understand the meaning of the title now. XD Lulz. And I also really like it. Righto then: line by line analysis. ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Poetry » Dramatic, Humor Re: Lust's Boredom

    I would say indecision is a major theme of this work: 'Tailored by religion. No! Not religion' And it's very satirical which I like. :) -thumbs up- 'Ending: If you ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Novel / Chapter » Fantasy, Action / Adventure Re: Fantasticas: The Boy And His Staff (CHAPTER 2)

    Hello. XD For a follow up to the first chapter, this is a really strong work. I am impressed. As always: -good description -good characterisation -good pacing. For example: '"What's ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Fantasy, Humor Re: Mating Tears

    Hey... The names were kind of hard to swallow at first here, but apart from that, I got used to the fairly quickly. Content wise, I couldn't really see the ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Action / Adventure, Humor Re: The After Hour Special

    '12 hours before' - When you put something like that and the reader has no idea what is going on and it is both a little annoying and a lot ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Humor, Satire Re: Government.

    9/11 is an inside job. - A HOOK. The definition of a hook. Hey. XD You have been reviewing me, so now I return the favour. I loved this. The ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Humor, Teen Fiction Re: Taco Surprise

    HELLO! XD Ok. Three essays a week sounds totally insane. XD Lulz. I am not going to tear into this, but I think it is important to note that the ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Literature, Humor Re: Writer in the kitchen

    Hello. The title was the hook. However, I wasn't expecting the work to be quite this long. And I will be honest, it kind of annoyed me and dragged a ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » Humor, Other Re: The Wanted Chocolate Bar - In the Extreme

    Ok. This work seems a little bit rushed for some reason. Especially when you finish reading and it just says: The End! XD Ummm... you have this HUGE chunk of ...

    Jan 17, 2014
  • Short Story » General, Humor Re: The Sneeze

    Hey! 1. Great title. I say this about most of the works I review, but then again, it's the title that draws me to the work in the first place. ...

    Jan 17, 2014


You can cut all the flowers, but you cannot stop Spring from coming.
— Pablo Neruda