Hi, J.C. here for a review!
9/11 is an inside job.
I'm not even going to comment on that, even though I just did. I could go on for days about this, but that would be the most boring review ever, so I'll shut up about it.
Call me the government's bitch. Hell, I don't even know why I got hired in the first place. They just randomly picked me up off the god damn street. They said one day I'll be paid, but I've been waiting nine god damn months for this and still received buttkiss. My main job is to keep America like America.
Though a bit excessive, there is a right place and a right time to use such foul language, and though I would personally omit one or both of the "damns," the rest is fine. I don't use language like this, as you know, but I've heard enough of it to know when it's appropriate
The one behind this all is the true president, Jeffery P. Dahmer Sr.. Obama just sits on his arse and plays Cat's Cradle. The only main job Barack has is being the lead singer of Politikz, a garage band with him, Palin, and McCain. They don't have an actual garage to play in, so they use the Apollo Moon Landing stage. Last year, they hosted a concert where they sold out all 32 folding chairs. And so on.
Okay, this is so terrible, but so true. The president isn't doing diddly squat, and I can't believe I just said that, but I won't lie about it. Someone has to be controlling it all from the backstage, and the president, and the rest of the government, are just pawns in this sadistically retarded game.
The whole thing about the band is hysterical, especially the Apollo Moon Landing stage. And the 32 folding chairs, of course. Some rock star, no?
The War Room is a large poker table with chips and everything. They were arguing on what race the attacker is going to be.
And yet again, funny, but so true and so wrong. They pretty much flip a coin to decide what's going to happen. Or rather, as the case may be, play "rock paper scissors."
"IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME, LITTLE GIRL, YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIDE,EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE. EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!" I scream as I lay crying in fetal position.
This is what you call The United States of America.
And then, staying true to your darker side, you end it with a bang (literally) and an extremely powerful statement. One that can't be denied. While I won't say this is one of my favorite works, it's definitely worth the read.
Thank you Strange!
#D65F54 ">- JC -
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but near the end I kind of dipped into sudden seriousness. Since this is meant for fun I won't nit pick on the tiny little things, I'll just give a few overviews!
Very, very clever and kind of humorous as well, which I also adore. Well done!
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