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LeutnantSchweinehund

LeutnantSchweinehund

Epics, Poems and Prose

  • The Epic of James - First Half

    My first serious work. The first half of the Epic of James, an epical, perhaps slightly lyrical short story. Largely open to interpretation.

    4 min read
  • Coward's Battalion - Prologue

    The tale of a band of deserters, seeking to find their way home as the war nears its close. First time experimenting with a war topic. Apologies.

    4 min read
  • The Epic of James - Part II

    The continuation of my short story, the Epic of James. Approximately 1,500 words. Inspired by Biblical tales and old Mesopotamian culture.

    8 min read
  • Ave Deus

    A crusader's prayer. My first real attempt at poetry. Looking for utterly honest critiques.

    3 min read
  • A Stroll Through Purgatory

    A somewhat edgy story I put together in about an hour or so in a burst of inspiration. Feeling down, so I'm sorry for unfinished work. Critique.

    7 min read
  • The Ayy Lmao Conspiracy - Journal of Prof. Janáček

    An excerpt from the journal of Professor Janáček from his search for truth about the Moon Cult.

    12 min read
  • The Teal Knight

    To destroy another's name is a crime that shall not go unpunished.

    2 min read
  • The Epic of James - The Birth of Law

    The struggle of James has come to an end at last. Finale for 'The Epic of James,' written in a somewhat Biblical fashion. Approximately 2,200 words.

    15 min read
  • At the Gates of Heaven

    A case of divine justice.

    7 min read
  • Thy Kingdom Come

    "And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick." - Luke 5:31, KJV

    2 min read
  • Vagabond Urgit - A novel concept, perhaps?

    A very barebones segment of a novel I started writing just today. A novel in verse. Only about 500 words, a concept, to see if it's worth finishing.

    3 min read
  • The Sickbed

    The final struggle of a dying man. Disappointment, grief, unfulfilled desires. When will the devil come for you?

    2 min read
  • To Julia

    I'm slipping away from reality. These thoughts, these feelings - they're all becoming much to bear. May God have mercy and help me find the answers.

    4 min read
  • March of the Red Army

    A old Red Army soldier recalls the days on which he marched beside his comrades. Iambic tetrameter (mostly), march royal rhyme scheme.

    3 min read
  • He Will Not Grow Weary

    "No eye has seen, no ear has heard, and no mind has imagined what God has prepared for those who love him." - Corinthians 2:9

    14 min read
  • My Failure

    And in those days, both recent and long forgotten, I have failed. And my failures are unforgivable, and so indeed, I will go over Jordan.

    1 min read
  • The Peddlers

    An English translation of the Russian song/poem 'Korobeiniki' A metaphor. Giving love for wares or wealth. An exchange between a merchant and a girl

    3 min read


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