"HIIIIII-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Charlotte screamed and kicked down the door like the human reincarnation of Kung-Fu Panda.
"Stop and put your hands up!!! OR else!!!!!!" Charlotte hit a fireball and everyone on the floor of the bank screamed in fear. "You will be crispier than cheese crisps!" (It was not Charlotte's best moment. In addition, this would eventually be uploaded onto YouTube and get over two million likes, and some of the comments would contain some very... colorful language.)
Missy turned around and cackled ominously. What a cliché, thought Charlotte. What kind of evil witch villain even bothered cackling crazily anymore?
"Prepare to be dominated!!" Missy cackled. "Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!" Charlotte cringed. And then- she literally groaned at how stupid her idea was. After all, who ever defeated someone evil with a dance battle? That was cringier than a Tik-tok made by Charlotte's three year old cousin. Oh, what her brain came up with some days.
But, alas, that may have been the only chance she may ever get to do such a thing. As often as her characters in the stories she made in Creative Writing danced and sung We Don't Talk About Bruno, how many times would she do that in the real world? Like, never. Charlotte made a mental note to ask Maddie about Dance Battles the next time she'd see her. And then, Charlotte did the stupidest thing in her life.
"Let's do a dance battle!" She yelled. Missy paused and stared at Charlotte like she'd grown a second head that could only speak dog.
"A what?!" she asked.
"Uh, you know, like, I turn on music and we dance to see who's the best? Like, the non-violent way of fighting?" Missy coughed.
"That is the most idiotic thing I have ever heard of." she said.
"You're the one who's evil," Charlotte said, before walking over to the nearest person she saw, asked to borrow their phone, and knew that this was like something in the movie Idiocracy. Seriously, though.
She went onto Spotify and tapped onto the nearest song she noticed, which, unfortunately, was Gangnam Style. Charlotte was [quite] immature for her age, so the moment she heard the opening tune, she burst into uncontrollable laughter. Was it her fault she found the circle of life hilarious?
Yes, it was.
"Um." said Missy, staring at Charlotte, rolling on the floor. "Should we begin?"
"Oh, yeah," Charlotte said, and restarted the song. Luckily, she was a master at the game Just Dance (at least when she watched the videos on YouTube,) and began dancing like the queen of dances.
"HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" Charlotte screamed. "I am the best! Are I not?"
Missy simply stared and waved her arms around a bit. It was clear that Charlotte was the winner. Unfortunately, (or, fortunately, depending on how you look at it, I guess,) well, the moment the song ended....
Missy collapsed onto a heap on the ground! :0