dear mum n dad,
u didnt get me no iphon or a car fam. i couldve been cruisin on xmas mornin in my ferrari bt all i got woz a bike. u say its eco-frendely bt i beg to difa. anyway i look so dead. wit dat ferrari mandem will be an ontripanour in no time. man will be disrespectued by da h8ers. tis anoyin. u ruined my life. u may be like peng, wot bout dem poor kidz without food n water'n i say but mum i aint got an iphon or a car fam. dats the issue. till den mans life is uncomplete. i h8 u fam.
ps ur moist