One day Northwash came in to Say Scatty Cat the foster home is burning down but Scattycat was too busy playing blackjack with hookers to even give a whoot. But northwash was like scattycat plz youre the only one who can help the orphans also we talked about the hookers before. (So scattycat went) but he didn't want to. Go home scattycat, you're drunk, but then he found out it really was on fire so he decided he would help the orphans after he won blackjack. So Northwash saved the orphans instead but forgot little Mary Ann Lou inside who got radiation poisoning from the fire and became superman. "But," Scattycat was like mmmmmwhocares and Northwash said snap out of it go to rehab/so he did and everything turned out okay except for Mary Ann Lou cause her face melted off.