This is Doctor Louis Dannon-Gerald from the Scoobery-Doobery Town general hospital. I know you were expecting a story from Scatty Cat this time, but I'm afraid I have some bad news. Scatty Cat has overdosed of hookers and LSD, and he is in critical condition. We are giving all of our best attempts to revive him. I must assure you though, none of his hallucinations have been real. In fact, many of the stories he wrote may have not even been real. There is no Dr. Lu-Danger. He does not exist. His friend Northwash is also simply a drug addict who gets his highs off of pills and old magazines. I am very sory to inform you of this too, but there is no Dr. Lu-Danger. And please don't come to see Scattycat, he's too weak to talk or even reveal where he is. Also please do not call the hospital we are terribly busy at the moment so just please forget this ever happened.