Exam Day

by Plume

Published May 13, 2023

In Poetry - 2023

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Roxanne
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Roxanne wrote a review Review · Sep 21, 2023

Greetings Poet!

I'm going to make this very short, but I just had to say what an amazing poem you've written here and in a very amazing way too. The imagery in your poem is effective and paints a vivid picture of a mundane exam day.
Lovely how you managed to literally put this into a sort of "exam template", but only your very own template.

It is truly remarkable and incredibly awesome when you reflect upon it, but yes, that only if you understand it. It really is relatable!

That's it, that's all.
Long reviews dive in deep, but short reviews can still make a splash!

Me,
Rose

Plume replied · Sep 22, 2023

Thanks for the review!

emilia9ludenberg commented Comment · May 18, 2023

Hello,

this was absolutely hilarious. Precisely the trauma I will be experiencing next year- you seem to have a vast knowledge of different types of poems, whilst simultaneously writing simplistic yet relatable and concise poems. I love the format of the questions and the sardonic tone- keep it up!

sugarscherrypop wrote a review Review · May 16, 2023

I loved this so much. Time to answer the problems!!

8. The answer is obviously an octave.

9. The answer is an allusion.

10. B, C, D, E.

11. A student

12. A. A genuine plea to a godlike figure.

13. The curtains are blue.

14. Like a long-winded cry.

15. E.


I think I did great. You did great. (Please continue to write you're good at it!!!)

- Cher

Plume replied · May 17, 2023

Thanks for the review!

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xvbkatie11 commented Comment · May 15, 2023

i genuinely love this poem. its short yet the word choice is canny and sharp. as a student myself, who happens to be in middle school, this is something i can honestly relate to. the imagery here is great as well. amazing work!

Plume replied · May 15, 2023

Thanks for your comment!

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Mageheart wrote a review Review · May 15, 2023

hi i'm OBSESSED with this poem.

it's been so long since i formally took an exam like that but this whole experience feels so familiar. i love how it's formatted like the actual exam. i also love how the questions genuinely feel like exam questions, but then you start slipping in other answers/questions and im STILL reeling at some of them. i love the repetition in 10 to show the repetition of the exams. the shakespeare answers had me giggling. the curtains are blue was a great reference to that common literary analysis critique, and the unfinished part in 15 was GENIUS

my one critique of the poem is that the questions felt stronger than the poem they were analyzing, but that also might have been the intention. the poem really does read like something you'd see on an official exam, so it makes sense that the most appealing part would be the part that's more YOU

overall, though, i really loved this poem! and if there's a spot to shout-out the best poem of the year in this year's best/most awards all the way in december, i'm definitely picking this one.

also i hope ur exam went well!

Plume replied · May 15, 2023

Thanks for your review! Very pleased you enjoyed! And yes, it was semi-intentional that the poem itself is a subpar sonnet; I wanted to sort of blur the lines between where the poem actually ended and if the questions were a part of it.

As for how my exam went, I'm sincerely hoping it went well. Time will tell!

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serenea wrote a review Review · May 14, 2023

STOP this set up is so creative and amazing it's just so much fun to read and engages the readers so well. Mostly because it's so relatable because like reading comprehension (ew). Making the format something we all have some trauma with is the best. Honestly I know reviews are to make works better or give feedback but this is just too amazing and there is nothing I would change, especially the copy write print. This is hilarious hope you did well on your exams! (also I don't dare answer the questions because this is the one time I can retaliate against reading comprehension with no consequences, but the question formats are very professional. >:) Maybe become exam maker in future?

Plume replied · May 14, 2023

Thanks for the review!

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Spearmint commented Comment · May 13, 2023

8. D (i think?)
9. B (possibly E, if a mobile device was used instead)
10. E (& FGHIJ)
11. BCDE
12. yes
13. 3 possibilities for spot one * 2 for spot two * 1 for spot three = 3! = 6
14. Like hourglass sand spilling through holes in concrete walls just like a spilling burst of time amidst a long-winded cry through a foggèd glass
15.

this is a super fun poem, Plume! <3 (and the "Horror" category is definitely fitting as well XD)

Plume replied · May 13, 2023

Very happy you enjoyed it! As for how you scored on the "exam," I'm withholding that information until July ;)

omg noooo :') XDD just like collegeboard...

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alliyah commented Comment · May 13, 2023

This is really cool! <3

Plume replied · May 13, 2023

Thank you! I tried my best to make it as ~authentic~ as possible.

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Silvern commented Comment · May 13, 2023

oh my GOSH Plume we have been needing an AP exam poem for forever (but most especially now) and this is BRILLANT. I applaud you. Reading this after all my tests this is making me laugh while shuddering about my scores, so this has an excellent branding of Horror and Humor too. Just— *chef’s kiss* so perfect.

Plume replied · May 13, 2023

Ah thank you! Glad you enjoyed, and my condolences for also having to suffer through AP exams this year :(



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